So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35388. | jack_danniels (jack_danniels) | 40.34 | 94.5% | 2023-10-14 |
| 35389. | daniel yea (danydance) | 40.33 | 96% | 2023-10-09 |
| 35390. | Chau (tron6820) | 40.33 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 35391. | FozZeW (fozzew) | 40.33 | 93% | 2013-09-15 |
| 35392. | Hurricane (hurricane) | 40.33 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 35393. | Doubz (ramodi) | 40.31 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 35394. | Blackpanther (ranaatta) | 40.31 | 94% | 2023-01-11 |
| 35395. | Igor (igorlimam) | 40.31 | 95% | 2019-06-01 |
| 35396. | nguyen (ruananjian) | 40.31 | — | 2010-05-31 |
| 35397. | Alibi (alibiyeslambek) | 40.29 | 90% | 2016-02-17 |
| 35398. | k (dilibra) | 40.28 | 96.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 35399. | Dawn (fondestalloy56) | 40.28 | 88% | 2016-08-30 |
| 35400. | Rishu (kashyapamlesh) | 40.27 | 94% | 2014-10-12 |
| 35401. | izzat (vxbass) | 40.26 | 94% | 2011-08-26 |
| 35402. | Sandra (sandraroberts) | 40.26 | 94% | 2012-03-05 |
| 35403. | Ikukatsuzimah (ikukatsuzimah) | 40.26 | 90% | 2015-12-14 |
| 35404. | sitong (sitong) | 40.25 | 92% | 2021-01-21 |
| 35405. | tstats[aisultan] (aisultan) | 40.25 | 88% | 2016-02-12 |
| 35406. | Miron (megasamuray667) | 40.25 | 93% | 2021-01-24 |
| 35407. | Luci (luci192915) | 40.25 | 98.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 35408. | devon (numantyke) | 40.25 | 94% | 2016-05-07 |
| 35409. | Andre (freaker) | 40.25 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 35410. | allex (allexthebig) | 40.24 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 35411. | YIPO (mg8802) | 40.24 | — | 2010-09-28 |
| 35412. | John (bubu800) | 40.23 | 92% | 2016-03-06 |
| 35413. | Bes (bes_snov) | 40.23 | 85% | 2016-08-24 |
| 35414. | yusn (kdplus) | 40.23 | 89% | 2015-07-06 |
| 35415. | Anil (anil1631988) | 40.23 | 91% | 2015-05-17 |
| 35416. | Snake (snake8x) | 40.23 | 90% | 2014-04-30 |
| 35417. | miakis (zeya) | 40.22 | 85% | 2011-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |