Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5881. | 45WPM (30wpm_aug23_20) | 52.06 | 97% | 2020-09-15 |
| 5882. | istimewa (kukuhp22) | 52.04 | 96% | 2017-10-16 |
| 5883. | Umer (gamingbravo12) | 52.02 | 92% | 2020-10-30 |
| 5884. | Dingus Fish (dingusfish) | 52.02 | 94% | 2020-11-21 |
| 5885. | Dilli (dilliocm) | 52.01 | 95% | 2018-04-15 |
| 5886. | Arman (blazzer1yr) | 52.01 | 96% | 2019-11-14 |
| 5887. | Umair (tastyorange) | 52.00 | 95% | 2020-06-24 |
| 5888. | Max (driema) | 51.99 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 5889. | C (chicken_cow) | 51.98 | 95% | 2020-10-21 |
| 5890. | Michaiah (pig101) | 51.97 | 97% | 2020-06-26 |
| 5891. | happypie (happypie12345) | 51.97 | 94% | 2019-01-26 |
| 5892. | Sar (shift2alt) | 51.95 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
| 5893. | Mason (maysin233) | 51.94 | 93% | 2018-12-02 |
| 5894. | Penny (phuongdm220301) | 51.94 | 98% | 2020-04-25 |
| 5895. | Tee (badrats) | 51.94 | 97% | 2020-05-22 |
| 5896. | Tabitha (teaarebee) | 51.93 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 5897. | fran (frantarkenton) | 51.91 | 96% | 2019-05-04 |
| 5898. | Numan (numankhan) | 51.91 | 94% | 2018-05-03 |
| 5899. | Pietro (coreceps) | 51.90 | 93% | 2020-02-06 |
| 5900. | Duy (duyvl) | 51.89 | 95% | 2018-12-01 |
| 5901. | bill (billwatterson) | 51.88 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
| 5902. | Brett (savagesapien) | 51.87 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
| 5903. | Rabia (abdessalam) | 51.86 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 5904. | Nitin (nitinaturdsk) | 51.86 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 5905. | Carter (cmaniac15) | 51.86 | 96% | 2018-03-28 |
| 5906. | Alex (knightressoxhide) | 51.84 | 94% | 2018-04-18 |
| 5907. | Habib (habib7777) | 51.83 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
| 5908. | Ahmed (officerscarce) | 51.83 | 96% | 2019-11-16 |
| 5909. | MinetasticAR (minetasticar) | 51.83 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
| 5910. | James (horjamez) | 51.82 | 96% | 2020-07-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |