As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18166. | γγ«γγπ (migclosa) | 65.12 | 95% | 2017-07-11 |
| 18167. | Blue (zorqec) | 65.12 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
| 18168. | K1erz (k13rz) | 65.12 | 95% | 2023-05-26 |
| 18169. | Alex (alexxxkachow) | 65.12 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 18170. | Jayden (jayballr) | 65.11 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 18171. | yoxu (yoxu) | 65.11 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
| 18172. | Wins (akatsukimystic) | 65.11 | 96% | 2016-02-27 |
| 18173. | Stevne (juninight29) | 65.10 | 97% | 2021-07-11 |
| 18174. | Circle0226 (circle0226) | 65.09 | 98% | 2022-12-01 |
| 18175. | Sandee[ (sand1482) | 65.09 | 99% | 2022-03-21 |
| 18176. | BossCassilari (bosscassilari) | 65.09 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 18177. | Ahmad (vectors_master) | 65.09 | 95% | 2023-07-15 |
| 18178. | 0110 (regal_0110) | 65.09 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 18179. | Tomasz (toumash) | 65.09 | 96% | 2016-07-15 |
| 18180. | Amit (amitu7) | 65.09 | 97% | 2018-02-11 |
| 18181. | βοΈClayze (caleb_higared... | 65.09 | 93% | 2016-06-03 |
| 18182. | pigeonmilk (pigeonmilk) | 65.08 | 88% | 2015-07-23 |
| 18183. | π± (frankzzzzzzz) | 65.08 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 18184. | Jerome (jerome251998) | 65.08 | 99% | 2021-04-02 |
| 18185. | DrKip (kip93339) | 65.07 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
| 18186. | Oceans (mnd8) | 65.06 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
| 18187. | Ben (bicapitalization) | 65.06 | 96% | 2017-12-17 |
| 18188. | tenny (tennylol) | 65.06 | 96.8% | 2023-10-29 |
| 18189. | Caleb (balecus53) | 65.06 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
| 18190. | Kris (kwasiak) | 65.05 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
| 18191. | niteshnoob (nitesh369) | 65.05 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 18192. | Boo (itsmel) | 65.05 | 89% | 2016-05-20 |
| 18193. | Tuzy (tuzy) | 65.05 | 94% | 2016-03-13 |
| 18194. | Joshtopher (joshtopher) | 65.05 | 95% | 2017-02-16 |
| 18195. | Victor (ninjustice) | 65.04 | 95.2% | 2024-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |