Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2601. | Romil (aidag) | 80.40 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
| 2602. | Erika (rinachandayo) | 80.39 | 96% | 2017-07-05 |
| 2603. | ninja (riddickbr) | 80.38 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 2604. | Hyunee (shlee) | 80.37 | 96% | 2019-09-04 |
| 2605. | Alex (eggstreme) | 80.36 | 96% | 2017-08-20 |
| 2606. | lavan (lavangiriece) | 80.36 | 98% | 2018-08-17 |
| 2607. | ___ (bufoviridis) | 80.36 | 98% | 2018-03-09 |
| 2608. | alex (pmills8) | 80.34 | 98% | 2020-09-09 |
| 2609. | M (myles_jb) | 80.34 | 96% | 2018-12-23 |
| 2610. | LLY (louispy) | 80.33 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
| 2611. | William (freewille) | 80.32 | 96% | 2018-08-09 |
| 2612. | peytonimo (typeracer003) | 80.32 | 95% | 2020-02-11 |
| 2613. | Joo (jooooooo) | 80.32 | 95% | 2019-04-07 |
| 2614. | Soireh (soireh16) | 80.32 | 96% | 2018-08-08 |
| 2615. | Quibz (white_fire) | 80.31 | 97% | 2018-01-12 |
| 2616. | Harvest (gearsoftheapparatus) | 80.31 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 2617. | Franchesca (franchesca03617) | 80.30 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 2618. | lonald (lonald) | 80.30 | 98% | 2018-02-06 |
| 2619. | Kawaguchi (h7karu) | 80.29 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 2620. | fongof (fongof) | 80.29 | 96% | 2019-11-04 |
| 2621. | Mitchell (jon159357) | 80.28 | 97% | 2017-06-30 |
| 2622. | Hossein (hossein_nas) | 80.28 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 2623. | Bon (buttlicker420) | 80.26 | 96% | 2018-09-01 |
| 2624. | Buiman001 (buiman001) | 80.26 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| 2625. | Bryan (ogbbae) | 80.24 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 2626. | Leong (iamahleong) | 80.23 | 96% | 2019-12-29 |
| 2627. | tstats[pianisthassan] (pian... | 80.21 | 97% | 2017-11-22 |
| 2628. | Kenn (kenn_double_n) | 80.20 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 2629. | Jen (jenferp) | 80.19 | 96% | 2019-12-07 |
| 2630. | Nathan (wheyprotein1) | 80.18 | 96% | 2018-12-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |