Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4288. | Bart (bartok) | 54.35 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 4289. | Daniel (shifu254) | 54.34 | 96% | 2019-09-02 |
| 4290. | matthew (matthewmc1) | 54.33 | 97% | 2019-05-24 |
| 4291. | Still (cod3r3ctifi3r) | 54.30 | 98% | 2019-09-22 |
| 4292. | GotNoType (gotnotype) | 54.29 | 94% | 2018-01-25 |
| 4293. | K (ksykes5) | 54.28 | 94% | 2019-12-09 |
| 4294. | Fearless Jutt (lozer098) | 54.22 | 95% | 2021-08-18 |
| 4295. | Tan (zdfhzx) | 54.20 | 98% | 2020-01-14 |
| 4296. | Stookey00 (stookey00) | 54.20 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
| 4297. | Matthew (matte_black) | 54.17 | 94% | 2019-04-02 |
| 4298. | Jerry (theslowasiantyper) | 54.16 | 95% | 2019-08-30 |
| 4299. | Manmit (manny_the_potato) | 54.15 | 93% | 2019-09-13 |
| 4300. | stuemper (stuemper) | 54.14 | 94% | 2019-08-21 |
| 4301. | parto (partoptr) | 54.13 | 96% | 2018-01-27 |
| 4302. | Bun (bunnypuc) | 54.11 | 96% | 2019-07-05 |
| 4303. | . (thediamond_35) | 54.11 | 95% | 2018-09-12 |
| 4304. | Antonio (tonio145) | 54.10 | 98% | 2017-10-24 |
| 4305. | Riyo (riyonaldi) | 54.10 | 95% | 2019-05-16 |
| 4306. | FragilePenguin (fragilepeng... | 54.10 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 4307. | Signal (signal1) | 54.08 | 99% | 2017-09-13 |
| 4308. | Harry (bucketheadharry) | 54.08 | 96% | 2019-07-15 |
| 4309. | RAMs3c (xander360) | 54.07 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| 4310. | Sargis (sargispro) | 54.02 | 95% | 2018-12-18 |
| 4311. | JustLenard (justlenard) | 53.96 | 95% | 2020-03-04 |
| 4312. | Seagal (seagalputra) | 53.91 | 94% | 2019-09-13 |
| 4313. | Adam (salatovnik) | 53.91 | 93% | 2018-01-28 |
| 4314. | Ravioli (ravioliburger) | 53.91 | 95% | 2018-07-29 |
| 4315. | dongb (brnrdo) | 53.90 | 96% | 2018-08-30 |
| 4316. | Paul (paulm_drive) | 53.88 | 98% | 2017-12-22 |
| 4317. | Nils (chewhaz) | 53.88 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |