So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35531. | Esther (icing) | 39.23 | 84% | 2013-02-18 |
| 35532. | Redheesh (redheeshrj) | 39.22 | 92% | 2015-05-19 |
| 35533. | Tom (lescargot) | 39.22 | 93% | 2015-04-13 |
| 35534. | Kamol (danny_13) | 39.21 | 92% | 2023-03-10 |
| 35535. | Carlos (lufnys) | 39.20 | 94% | 2019-05-20 |
| 35536. | AJ Jammer (severus1) | 39.20 | 93% | 2012-11-30 |
| 35537. | Gabe (lukeimyourdaddy) | 39.20 | 95% | 2017-08-25 |
| 35538. | Nguyen Ngoc Minh (nminhpg) | 39.20 | 92% | 2012-01-09 |
| 35539. | Luis (lem93) | 39.20 | 89% | 2016-01-05 |
| 35540. | diligent (diligent) | 39.20 | 91% | 2011-08-09 |
| 35541. | deepak (deepaktomar7) | 39.20 | 87% | 2015-07-28 |
| 35542. | Me (whiteking) | 39.19 | 88% | 2013-01-10 |
| 35543. | Aybek (aybekka) | 39.18 | 95% | 2015-12-21 |
| 35544. | sky (skymo) | 39.18 | 95% | 2013-03-11 |
| 35545. | Julius (yamotha15) | 39.17 | 93% | 2023-02-15 |
| 35546. | ShaSha (shadelove) | 39.17 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
| 35547. | JR (foxinbox) | 39.16 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 35548. | ayushwan (ayush6203) | 39.16 | 93% | 2022-12-28 |
| 35549. | Sami (samistr10) | 39.16 | 95% | 2022-11-14 |
| 35550. | 12345 (jen_dtn) | 39.16 | 88% | 2014-10-04 |
| 35551. | Nat (ryerye2010) | 39.16 | 86% | 2011-06-01 |
| 35552. | kyle (kyleson) | 39.15 | 96% | 2014-04-03 |
| 35553. | Linh (cupidon192) | 39.15 | — | 2009-11-29 |
| 35554. | Sharon (sharon102) | 39.14 | 94% | 2021-08-23 |
| 35555. | Malik (malik0) | 39.14 | 87% | 2013-01-20 |
| 35556. | Hafidz (hafidztry) | 39.12 | 91% | 2013-05-16 |
| 35557. | zhaki (_myane12) | 39.11 | 93% | 2021-01-16 |
| 35558. | Ayman (aymanw) | 39.11 | 82% | 2016-07-15 |
| 35559. | Themis (themis_dodos) | 39.10 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
| 35560. | Meopum (meopum) | 39.10 | 97% | 2023-07-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |