Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15332. | (shiven_on_top) | 75.78 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 15333. | Slack (slack) | 75.78 | 97% | 2014-12-25 |
| 15334. | StacyN (snam001) | 75.78 | 94% | 2011-05-23 |
| 15335. | (magicanet) | 75.78 | 98% | 2023-08-04 |
| 15336. | Jon (varunasky) | 75.77 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 15337. | (archnaea) | 75.77 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 15338. | workmanLayout (mustelad) | 75.77 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 15339. | Joosep (aktos) | 75.77 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 15340. | Pieter (piet3rr) | 75.77 | 96% | 2020-01-08 |
| 15341. | (thedangletron) | 75.77 | 91% | 2014-08-11 |
| 15342. | (orangetieify) | 75.77 | 92% | 2016-10-30 |
| 15343. | Jorawar (dumb_daas) | 75.77 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 15344. | yoby (yoby55) | 75.76 | 95% | 2011-12-05 |
| 15345. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 75.76 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 15346. | (judgementdey) | 75.76 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
| 15347. | DAMN (imfastafboiiii___) | 75.76 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
| 15348. | Teodor (teoalcola) | 75.75 | 97% | 2012-09-21 |
| 15349. | (yesnomaybe) | 75.75 | 94% | 2013-04-09 |
| 15350. | 雪 (bbgotme) | 75.75 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 15351. | Logan (fource) | 75.75 | 91% | 2015-09-14 |
| 15352. | (21steven_) | 75.75 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 15353. | Brood (broodrooster) | 75.75 | 95% | 2021-04-04 |
| 15354. | Nadav (xylecoco) | 75.74 | 89% | 2012-03-30 |
| 15355. | Ben (atri) | 75.74 | 94% | 2016-11-09 |
| 15356. | Roman (hobbs) | 75.74 | 91% | 2015-11-02 |
| 15357. | tieu binh (tieubinhbinh) | 75.74 | 97% | 2014-12-20 |
| 15358. | Qi (qitang) | 75.74 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 15359. | FSHero (fshero) | 75.74 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 15360. | desk (desk_wall) | 75.74 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 15361. | Z (rats4brainz) | 75.74 | 94% | 2021-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |