It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3861. | liulian (18838007960) | 62.84 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
| 3862. | Device (device46) | 62.84 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
| 3863. | Varun (varun6) | 62.84 | 96% | 2018-12-07 |
| 3864. | Nicholas (massive_nick) | 62.82 | 95% | 2019-08-12 |
| 3865. | julio (jcmendoza4) | 62.78 | 95% | 2019-08-30 |
| 3866. | tstats[jgschu40] (jgschu40) | 62.78 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 3867. | JC (jinchin331) | 62.77 | 96% | 2018-09-02 |
| 3868. | Charles (mcicychip) | 62.75 | 95% | 2019-02-13 |
| 3869. | Felix (brohlz) | 62.75 | 98% | 2020-01-08 |
| 3870. | ♠Homer (pimpelkram) | 62.73 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 3871. | ジョン (johnr_) | 62.72 | 94% | 2020-05-22 |
| 3872. | Eli (incarnis1) | 62.72 | 97% | 2020-02-03 |
| 3873. | Denis (me4ls_0n_whee1s) | 62.71 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 3874. | Melioninas (melioninas) | 62.71 | 96% | 2020-05-25 |
| 3875. | Niel (nielo99) | 62.71 | 97% | 2018-07-16 |
| 3876. | Manmit (manny_the_potato) | 62.69 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 3877. | J (fortunapls) | 62.68 | 98% | 2018-07-22 |
| 3878. | Kamyar (kamyar_raisee) | 62.68 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 3879. | Luke (lukecao) | 62.67 | 96% | 2019-06-20 |
| 3880. | Michael (whittneyinthetub) | 62.65 | 96% | 2018-02-13 |
| 3881. | molotov (askzebo) | 62.61 | 95% | 2019-03-20 |
| 3882. | amine (amichet) | 62.60 | 97% | 2019-01-06 |
| 3883. | Mussa (muchab) | 62.60 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 3884. | Ethan (an3223) | 62.60 | 95% | 2018-10-02 |
| 3885. | Jeohn (jeohn) | 62.59 | 95% | 2018-11-18 |
| 3886. | Mike (specialized) | 62.59 | 95% | 2019-03-17 |
| 3887. | Sean (metrognome12) | 62.58 | 97% | 2020-08-08 |
| 3888. | Tanner (ayytanner) | 62.58 | 98% | 2019-02-03 |
| 3889. | Jacob (critias26) | 62.54 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 3890. | Kiki (theuhgirl) | 62.53 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |