I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11859. | Chaerity (ssamurai) | 83.94 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 11860. | Yoshimura (timepauser) | 83.94 | 98% | 2018-09-27 |
| 11861. | Alejandro (akakmx) | 83.93 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 11862. | Shaooly (shaooly) | 83.93 | 97% | 2017-12-02 |
| 11863. | MeHdi (mehdiii8) | 83.93 | 100% | 2017-01-30 |
| 11864. | Luka (ellenor) | 83.92 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| 11865. | clam (obafgkm_dh) | 83.92 | 94% | 2023-02-27 |
| 11866. | _ (gglean) | 83.92 | 98.8% | 2024-01-03 |
| 11867. | rohit_india (rohit_typefast) | 83.92 | 99% | 2018-11-05 |
| 11868. | Patrick (mehie) | 83.91 | 93% | 2019-01-11 |
| 11869. | (shaun022) | 83.90 | 98% | 2023-05-23 |
| 11870. | Chase (creidinger) | 83.89 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 11871. | Yan (betterjanek) | 83.89 | 96.3% | 2024-02-11 |
| 11872. | shane (shanew0ng) | 83.89 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 11873. | hai (ultra_pro_max_slow) | 83.89 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
| 11874. | Leon (leonchen125) | 83.89 | 96% | 2020-07-30 |
| 11875. | jesse (jessef_9000) | 83.88 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
| 11876. | Jonathan (jonoz0r) | 83.88 | 94% | 2017-06-29 |
| 11877. | mil (you_sorta_sus) | 83.88 | 99% | 2021-04-30 |
| 11878. | J (fortunapls) | 83.88 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| 11879. | Tristan (min0r__) | 83.88 | 95% | 2018-03-18 |
| 11880. | Gabriel (pyroracer234) | 83.87 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 11881. | LkProdG? (luke_the_guy) | 83.87 | 96% | 2025-03-20 |
| 11882. | Theo (mewtish) | 83.87 | 99% | 2022-03-05 |
| 11883. | red (redcrimson24) | 83.87 | 96% | 2023-07-26 |
| 11884. | cliff (clifflee14281428) | 83.87 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 11885. | Fery (feri_hk) | 83.87 | 96.8% | 2024-03-16 |
| 11886. | Sandesh (sandeshjoshi) | 83.87 | 99% | 2022-12-22 |
| 11887. | life (armaansoni) | 83.87 | 99% | 2021-11-21 |
| 11888. | ama (pcfcace) | 83.87 | 98% | 2022-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |