I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9812. | 🙃 (asdf2321) | 86.37 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 9813. | Darren (darrensey) | 86.37 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 9814. | Álvaro (catsoup) | 86.37 | 97% | 2021-02-22 |
| 9815. | Hell (hellgee) | 86.37 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 9816. | elliot (teapott) | 86.37 | 94% | 2015-11-15 |
| 9817. | Franco (rubikute) | 86.36 | 96.8% | 2024-02-08 |
| 9818. | OnlyKeeb (onlykeyboard) | 86.35 | 95% | 2023-05-26 |
| 9819. | Marshall (crabzy) | 86.35 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
| 9820. | EZ (extremepepper) | 86.35 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 9821. | SkyKing (big_tyrone) | 86.35 | 95% | 2018-02-01 |
| 9822. | SPFover9000 (monkeyman143) | 86.34 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 9823. | Rlahn (rlahn) | 86.34 | 97% | 2024-04-11 |
| 9824. | Ahnaf (stallion1145) | 86.34 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 9825. | Viktor (wector77y) | 86.34 | 94% | 2021-03-08 |
| 9826. | . (printsmorgan) | 86.34 | 96% | 2020-01-24 |
| 9827. | Aibrys (aibrys) | 86.34 | 96% | 2017-11-10 |
| 9828. | Jake (timelizard) | 86.33 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
| 9829. | Brandon (be_better) | 86.33 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
| 9830. | Jess (zhoujt23) | 86.33 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9831. | J (fortunapls) | 86.33 | 98% | 2019-08-24 |
| 9832. | S (technicalguy) | 86.33 | 98% | 2017-02-22 |
| 9833. | lol (iknowright) | 86.32 | 96% | 2023-04-06 |
| 9834. | Captain (scrubwrecker666) | 86.32 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 9835. | Nikola (dropndrag) | 86.32 | 96% | 2024-04-12 |
| 9836. | Jen (jeno20) | 86.32 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| 9837. | Cyanosite (szzsombor1) | 86.32 | 95% | 2023-02-12 |
| 9838. | Vix (jvixaychack) | 86.32 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
| 9839. | Loco (locomagoes) | 86.31 | 97.1% | 2023-11-13 |
| 9840. | Tanmay (tanmayyy_) | 86.31 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
| 9841. | K1ngVince (vincentbarrozo) | 86.31 | 98% | 2016-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |