So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31880. | Rajat (arakanfudo) | 49.34 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 31881. | Kevin (kevinkevin) | 49.34 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 31882. | Tremo (ahmedtremo) | 49.34 | 96% | 2017-10-20 |
| 31883. | Lee (tiannamygod2724) | 49.34 | 95% | 2018-03-26 |
| 31884. | shuv (shuv) | 49.34 | — | 2009-01-06 |
| 31885. | JANJAN (janjan_14) | 49.33 | 94% | 2023-08-13 |
| 31886. | Jessica (jess022) | 49.33 | 97% | 2013-11-18 |
| 31887. | Jxsonl (jxsonl) | 49.33 | 90% | 2012-10-19 |
| 31888. | Samuel (xx_phyzik_xx) | 49.33 | 92% | 2018-03-19 |
| 31889. | Brandon (magicman1358) | 49.33 | 85% | 2012-07-03 |
| 31890. | Kaye (kakai) | 49.33 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 31891. | Adreanna (anmendoza2010) | 49.33 | 96% | 2018-09-21 |
| 31892. | lucas (uaii) | 49.33 | 96% | 2015-04-21 |
| 31893. | Roberta (roberta80) | 49.33 | 91% | 2013-09-20 |
| 31894. | Sam (csam) | 49.33 | — | 2009-06-29 |
| 31895. | BB (bbusey99) | 49.33 | 88% | 2012-04-18 |
| 31896. | Eddie (eddiekero) | 49.32 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 31897. | E (phillipcool127) | 49.32 | 94% | 2023-02-10 |
| 31898. | Campain (forge) | 49.32 | — | 2009-06-01 |
| 31899. | Terry (s8901752004) | 49.32 | 95% | 2017-08-14 |
| 31900. | huang (jheng531) | 49.32 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 31901. | jay (anaclagon) | 49.32 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 31902. | Curse (curse10) | 49.31 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 31903. | Peppa (peppa_24) | 49.30 | 95% | 2021-07-06 |
| 31904. | Rafey (practicerace) | 49.30 | 88% | 2014-02-02 |
| 31905. | Dilon (diwalton) | 49.30 | 95% | 2014-07-10 |
| 31906. | Piyush (p1yu5h) | 49.30 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 31907. | winter (wintercool) | 49.30 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 31908. | Sinan (sinbin55) | 49.30 | 95% | 2015-04-15 |
| 31909. | Jeremiah (wetsock625) | 49.29 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |