I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1302. | Bob (saintvtype) | 95.49 | 96.4% | 2025-06-03 |
| 1303. | Nazmin (naz_1212) | 95.47 | 98% | 2025-02-24 |
| 1304. | dotykproboszcza (dotykprobo... | 95.47 | 96.7% | 2023-12-08 |
| 1305. | Anver (twizzzle) | 95.43 | 96.3% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1306. | Nicholas (gucker) | 95.38 | 98% | 2023-08-08 |
| 1307. | Timtom1241 (timtom1241) | 95.38 | 96% | 2024-04-24 |
| 1308. | Alan (aflung) | 95.36 | 98% | 2024-08-02 |
| 1309. | Alfie (plumsauce) | 95.36 | 99% | 2024-11-20 |
| 1310. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 95.35 | 97.6% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1311. | Alien (half_alien) | 95.34 | 98% | 2025-06-03 |
| 1312. | qwerty (qwerty235) | 95.33 | 98.2% | 2025-01-25 |
| 1313. | Nick (krupa1727) | 95.32 | 97.1% | 2024-12-11 |
| 1314. | ictoan (ictoan791) | 95.32 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 1315. | tstats[marin049] (marin049) | 95.32 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 1316. | Almaz (almazzz1) | 95.28 | 97.6% | 2023-07-12 |
| 1317. | Naba (naba0224) | 95.28 | 97.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| 1318. | Alvin (forcetyper) | 95.23 | 97.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 1319. | Ken (_hotwheels_) | 95.23 | 98% | 2023-07-31 |
| 1320. | duckwrth (duckwrth) | 95.22 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 1321. | because... (3agwa_79) | 95.20 | 97.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 1322. | Lou'a (lou_aelofa) | 95.17 | 97% | 2024-03-10 |
| 1323. | Guy (feller) | 95.16 | 97.5% | 2023-10-17 |
| 1324. | Jack (jacknachos) | 95.16 | 97.3% | 2024-11-29 |
| 1325. | TidyTurtle (tidyturtle) | 95.15 | 98% | 2024-10-09 |
| 1326. | Ajdin (cajdin) | 95.14 | 96.7% | 2025-02-17 |
| 1327. | Uwarowite (uvarowite) | 95.11 | 97% | 2025-03-23 |
| 1328. | Terra (terranavis) | 95.11 | 97.1% | 2023-11-12 |
| 1329. | Andy (andyztn) | 95.10 | 98.7% | 2024-11-20 |
| 1330. | Milosz (miles101) | 95.09 | 98.6% | 2024-01-05 |
| 1331. | Es Que (thedude105) | 95.00 | 97% | 2025-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |