What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1182. | Michael (idzohar) | 86.02 | 99% | 2019-12-19 |
| 1183. | PR (mrprx) | 85.98 | 96% | 2020-02-27 |
| 1184. | Frieren (frieren) | 85.97 | 95% | 2020-08-04 |
| 1185. | Hal (goscinny2) | 85.95 | 96% | 2018-11-18 |
| 1186. | Buo YU (koh100) | 85.95 | 97% | 2020-04-20 |
| 1187. | Harrison (160810601) | 85.91 | 96% | 2020-02-16 |
| 1188. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 85.91 | 99% | 2018-10-09 |
| 1189. | Nolan (nolypants) | 85.89 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
| 1190. | Speedies19 (speedies19) | 85.87 | 96% | 2020-06-13 |
| 1191. | Doc G (Bay Area) (mgavino) | 85.87 | 96% | 2018-02-10 |
| 1192. | tstats[itchyhuman] (itchyhu... | 85.86 | 95% | 2018-05-12 |
| 1193. | Apprentoc (apprentoc) | 85.83 | 98% | 2020-04-13 |
| 1194. | Wan (wzul) | 85.81 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 1195. | Nate (rolingad) | 85.78 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
| 1196. | Lava (moelava) | 85.76 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 1197. | Scan (scherzo) | 85.74 | 97% | 2019-04-21 |
| 1198. | ⠀ (fopdoodle) | 85.71 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
| 1199. | Bremerton (bremerton) | 85.69 | 95% | 2020-08-04 |
| 1200. | box jades ftw (weissu) | 85.69 | 95% | 2020-08-04 |
| 1201. | Miguel (miguelmint) | 85.67 | 96% | 2018-11-27 |
| 1202. | Jamber (jamber_onyx) | 85.66 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
| 1203. | panacotta (panacotta) | 85.65 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 1204. | J (falsekrakk808) | 85.62 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 1205. | Charles (char466) | 85.62 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 1206. | Adam (ediggity152005) | 85.62 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
| 1207. | Blub (blubssb) | 85.61 | 95% | 2018-03-07 |
| 1208. | Pluufi (pluufi) | 85.60 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 1209. | aluminae (aluminae) | 85.60 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
| 1210. | Denis (carvedseven) | 85.58 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
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