Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3468. | Ian (ianmaiden) | 67.60 | 100% | 2019-09-25 |
| 3469. | Derek (dbraun13) | 67.60 | 96% | 2018-05-19 |
| 3470. | Jonathan (jstriker9peru) | 67.60 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 3471. | SeaTang (seatang) | 67.59 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 3472. | ifoawn (ifoawn) | 67.56 | 94% | 2020-10-15 |
| 3473. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 67.56 | 99% | 2020-07-01 |
| 3474. | Roland (radambc) | 67.55 | 98% | 2018-11-04 |
| 3475. | Angelic (angelic_devil) | 67.54 | 93% | 2019-08-17 |
| 3476. | Adam (adad35) | 67.54 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| 3477. | 🚀 (wildreamz) | 67.52 | 99% | 2018-10-31 |
| 3478. | Rohit (rohitcool) | 67.52 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 3479. | k9m3 (k9m3) | 67.52 | 95% | 2019-01-17 |
| 3480. | Ryan (rdeorio) | 67.51 | 96% | 2020-03-19 |
| 3481. | James (disner) | 67.49 | 94% | 2019-07-29 |
| 3482. | я не вмію писат... | 67.47 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| 3483. | Jeremy (jerbear27) | 67.46 | 95% | 2018-12-02 |
| 3484. | whynottt (whynottt) | 67.45 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 3485. | zack (footlover) | 67.45 | 97% | 2018-06-15 |
| 3486. | CC (samcompu) | 67.45 | 96% | 2019-09-14 |
| 3487. | Augustin (letplane) | 67.44 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| 3488. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 67.43 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3489. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 67.41 | 93% | 2019-06-16 |
| 3490. | Dominic (t4dominic) | 67.40 | 96% | 2019-06-12 |
| 3491. | Neil (neilasplin) | 67.40 | 98% | 2017-09-24 |
| 3492. | Gabrielle (porknuggets) | 67.40 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 3493. | vpertys (vpertys) | 67.39 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 3494. | Teddy (trxbeans) | 67.39 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 3495. | Justin (lightningvoltix) | 67.39 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
| 3496. | David (cmagic_f) | 67.39 | 95% | 2020-02-07 |
| 3497. | yacob (schmepper) | 67.38 | 97% | 2018-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |