The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 826. | Marshmallow (maroo2010200) | 75.06 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 827. | Grundy (grundy04) | 75.04 | 97.9% | 2021-02-01 |
| 828. | Marcelo (idlebot) | 75.04 | 97% | 2015-05-20 |
| 829. | Shahil Suresh (roylar_range... | 75.02 | 95% | 2022-04-14 |
| 830. | GoFor (goforbroke69) | 74.99 | 94% | 2012-05-09 |
| 831. | Sajjad (unsun) | 74.98 | — | 2010-07-29 |
| 832. | krisr17 (kk017) | 74.97 | 95% | 2021-03-27 |
| 833. | Daniel (deniyk) | 74.97 | 95% | 2023-08-14 |
| 834. | Joseph (pingspoofinq) | 74.96 | 94% | 2022-05-12 |
| 835. | Ryan (ryantaban) | 74.95 | 96% | 2021-03-13 |
| 836. | Type (born2bwilde) | 74.94 | 98% | 2019-03-24 |
| 837. | Hater (hateself) | 74.94 | 97% | 2017-07-15 |
| 838. | Tyler (thkim1011) | 74.94 | 97% | 2013-03-18 |
| 839. | vroom💤 (noprop) | 74.91 | 95% | 2019-12-08 |
| 840. | unnamed (unnamedflower) | 74.90 | 99% | 2020-07-29 |
| 841. | Oscar (imachi) | 74.89 | 97.1% | 2021-02-19 |
| 842. | Das FoO (foobird) | 74.88 | 95% | 2014-05-08 |
| 843. | Bug (bubbubs) | 74.88 | 99% | 2018-01-28 |
| 844. | tstats[ymagunn] (ymagunn) | 74.88 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
| 845. | Greti (greti) | 74.86 | 97% | 2013-02-09 |
| 846. | George (geobro72898) | 74.83 | 97% | 2019-02-19 |
| 847. | Pham (iamphduc) | 74.79 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 848. | D (rejden) | 74.75 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
| 849. | Barry (barry_mccockinerr) | 74.71 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 850. | Max (maxarfvidsson) | 74.69 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 851. | Timothy (semperveritas) | 74.69 | 98% | 2012-08-01 |
| 852. | sk (skdreams) | 74.68 | 93% | 2016-12-06 |
| 853. | David (kahnmd35) | 74.66 | 97% | 2015-11-11 |
| 854. | Rick (rick_sirio) | 74.66 | — | 2009-12-12 |
| 855. | qweqwe (qweu) | 74.64 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |