Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2388. | I'm Not Durnk (imnotdurnk) | 96.58 | 97% | 2025-05-31 |
| 2389. | Declan (2soup4declan) | 96.57 | 97% | 2025-06-04 |
| 2390. | Stefan (fendorian) | 96.57 | 97.4% | 2024-07-10 |
| 2391. | Bill Le (bill_le9956) | 96.56 | 98.6% | 2025-03-19 |
| 2392. | Andrè (andrree) | 96.56 | 97% | 2025-04-25 |
| 2393. | r0wy230 (r0wy230) | 96.55 | 98% | 2023-07-10 |
| 2394. | alex (alexaesopos) | 96.55 | 96% | 2023-06-01 |
| 2395. | Cary Grant (garycrant) | 96.54 | 98.1% | 2023-06-05 |
| 2396. | Shawn (filipinofriend) | 96.54 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 2397. | Burint (brenolz) | 96.53 | 96.7% | 2024-02-19 |
| 2398. | Chieh laptop (leejay8011piq) | 96.53 | 98% | 2023-08-05 |
| 2399. | ⌨️Dvorak (mister_dvorak) | 96.52 | 97% | 2023-08-16 |
| 2400. | Youssef (3anteelusf) | 96.51 | 98% | 2024-06-05 |
| 2401. | dryan (dryannn) | 96.50 | 98.2% | 2024-02-25 |
| 2402. | Hai (haiphan) | 96.50 | 97.5% | 2025-01-09 |
| 2403. | JoshuaTheChadBoy (joshuathe... | 96.48 | 97% | 2023-07-17 |
| 2404. | FoFo (fofire) | 96.46 | 98% | 2025-07-18 |
| 2405. | mohamed (mitisxm) | 96.45 | 98.9% | 2024-01-07 |
| 2406. | Eternal religion (youvakish... | 96.45 | 98% | 2023-08-22 |
| 2407. | God (jpaul100) | 96.45 | 97.9% | 2023-05-15 |
| 2408. | Yatin (yatin01) | 96.43 | 98% | 2024-06-21 |
| 2409. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 96.43 | 98.3% | 2023-10-11 |
| 2410. | j (j33z) | 96.42 | 96.5% | 2023-10-18 |
| 2411. | pls (pls_) | 96.39 | 99% | 2024-07-25 |
| 2412. | cheruiyot (son_of_man) | 96.38 | 97.8% | 2023-05-23 |
| 2413. | Rogan (blubbygrubbs) | 96.37 | 97% | 2024-01-30 |
| 2414. | Juice (4804210474) | 96.36 | 96.4% | 2025-02-18 |
| 2415. | MrMoooo (mrmoooo) | 96.36 | 96% | 2023-06-12 |
| 2416. | TJ (1gear) | 96.36 | 98% | 2023-05-13 |
| 2417. | Matthew (matthew_hall2) | 96.34 | 97.8% | 2023-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |