As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11039. | NIcolas (nicolaslee2000) | 81.19 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
11040. | Jonnel (joinnel) | 81.19 | 97% | 2021-12-02 |
11041. | Alwin (al_888) | 81.19 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
11042. | Mendel (mendeljacks) | 81.18 | 98% | 2019-12-06 |
11043. | RoyalFlush (royalflush21) | 81.18 | 96% | 2016-08-19 |
11044. | Jacob (jacob_legere) | 81.17 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
11045. | Snail (snail_geezer) | 81.17 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
11046. | Maros (wlkvr) | 81.17 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
11047. | Noah (typer_noah) | 81.17 | 96.9% | 2024-02-20 |
11048. | Jin (jin_an) | 81.17 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
11049. | TK (filfirst) | 81.17 | 99% | 2018-05-13 |
11050. | Jan (restic) | 81.17 | 96% | 2016-09-18 |
11051. | Mike (profoundamurai) | 81.16 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
11052. | PianoRadek (piano_radek) | 81.16 | 96.3% | 2023-11-01 |
11053. | Young (a7ive) | 81.16 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
11054. | Vy (dinhtuvy) | 81.16 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
11055. | covertblue (covertblue) | 81.15 | 99% | 2020-07-26 |
11056. | Ben (foereaper4k) | 81.15 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
11057. | Lemuel (camo341) | 81.15 | 96% | 2016-02-18 |
11058. | smartisfun (smartisfun) | 81.15 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
11059. | Callisto (dpi24) | 81.15 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
11060. | IntangiblePri (intangible_pri) | 81.15 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
11061. | Hovari (hovari) | 81.15 | 95% | 2022-08-23 |
11062. | gc (smi_le) | 81.15 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
11063. | Dmitry (___username___) | 81.15 | 93% | 2016-10-03 |
11064. | Isaac (caelstrasza) | 81.15 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
11065. | Ikenna (odogwu) | 81.14 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
11066. | Turree (turree) | 81.14 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
11067. | tino (tinooooo) | 81.14 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
11068. | Devin (shazamapajama) | 81.14 | 94% | 2016-08-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |