I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7903. | Tim (jimbo112) | 91.25 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 7904. | nishafd (nishafd) | 91.24 | 96.6% | 2025-04-21 |
| 7905. | Maalik (theassassin201) | 91.24 | 96% | 2018-03-01 |
| 7906. | Will (wleeanglin) | 91.24 | 96% | 2022-04-26 |
| 7907. | helio (heliopause) | 91.24 | 95% | 2020-09-22 |
| 7908. | I am the (afghanistan2) | 91.24 | 98% | 2015-07-09 |
| 7909. | harmless (harmlesst) | 91.23 | 90% | 2016-03-22 |
| 7910. | Manwich (stepcamp3) | 91.23 | 97% | 2023-08-13 |
| 7911. | M (virgofenix) | 91.23 | 98% | 2024-03-19 |
| 7912. | Julia (juliaoh) | 91.23 | 98% | 2017-06-25 |
| 7913. | Daniel Lee (bo7danlee) | 91.23 | 97% | 2015-11-25 |
| 7914. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 91.22 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 7915. | Morgan (mdj98) | 91.22 | 96% | 2018-12-14 |
| 7916. | Joe (jjcantab) | 91.22 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 7917. | Sazeraq (sazeraq) | 91.22 | 96% | 2015-09-02 |
| 7918. | Khanh (khanh_5567) | 91.21 | 97% | 2024-03-17 |
| 7919. | harry (jauaj) | 91.20 | 97.3% | 2024-12-26 |
| 7920. | Ben (foereaper4k) | 91.20 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 7921. | Sonu (intellectualcreatures) | 91.20 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 7922. | Nicholas (t0903591) | 91.20 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 7923. | Altair (aimenov) | 91.20 | 98% | 2023-11-29 |
| 7924. | rylzu (rylzu) | 91.19 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 7925. | Banana (banankake) | 91.18 | 96.6% | 2024-07-09 |
| 7926. | Jojo (thechadster) | 91.18 | 97% | 2024-01-28 |
| 7927. | Jashua (stelless) | 91.18 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 7928. | タイ (dtinth) | 91.18 | 96% | 2017-03-20 |
| 7929. | Typing accurately... (rkvc) | 91.18 | 99% | 2018-12-09 |
| 7930. | Ryan (sublimewarlock) | 91.17 | 96% | 2024-02-14 |
| 7931. | BuddDwyer (twerkadactyl) | 91.17 | 96% | 2025-06-18 |
| 7932. | Josh (jubwub) | 91.16 | 95.4% | 2023-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |