Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5542. | xhuntressx (xhuntressx) | 97.23 | 100% | 2022-05-13 |
| 5543. | ed (edwardb) | 97.23 | 98% | 2018-11-25 |
| 5544. | Kyle (kyle10910) | 97.23 | 94% | 2013-01-23 |
| 5545. | ⚠ calvin ⚠ (calvintyper... | 97.22 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
| 5546. | Nate (hoopstrings) | 97.22 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 5547. | camden (camdcn) | 97.22 | 98.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 5548. | whimsy (thenostalgicsailor) | 97.22 | 94% | 2013-05-27 |
| 5549. | Antman (mastersushichef) | 97.22 | 97% | 2018-05-21 |
| 5550. | Miki (frenkthetenk) | 97.22 | 96% | 2016-05-24 |
| 5551. | Caleb (prismiasma) | 97.21 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 5552. | λ (yambda) | 97.21 | 99% | 2023-07-26 |
| 5553. | Kaito (matsui) | 97.21 | 90% | 2013-10-06 |
| 5554. | tstats[galaxyafk] (galaxyafk) | 97.21 | 97% | 2019-09-12 |
| 5555. | jen (chennyjen) | 97.21 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 5556. | Lee (kantoran) | 97.21 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 5557. | Diablito (diabs) | 97.21 | — | 2009-03-14 |
| 5558. | Adolo (foca248) | 97.20 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
| 5559. | Kenny (riggedcontingency) | 97.20 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 5560. | Sharon (shrango) | 97.20 | 96% | 2011-06-22 |
| 5561. | Sammy (sammyf) | 97.20 | 97% | 2011-07-14 |
| 5562. | tstats[kafuu] (kafuu) | 97.19 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
| 5563. | Gavin (perfectgavinator) | 97.19 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 5564. | e (edvinb) | 97.18 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
| 5565. | Jack (jackfan108) | 97.18 | 96% | 2012-06-30 |
| 5566. | f (stupidest) | 97.17 | 99% | 2021-03-15 |
| 5567. | lisa (pflanze) | 97.17 | 99% | 2014-03-31 |
| 5568. | Shane (foddermoosie) | 97.17 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 5569. | 0xDEADBEEF (scoliono) | 97.16 | 96% | 2017-09-09 |
| 5570. | allmylife102 (allmylife102) | 97.16 | 95% | 2012-03-12 |
| 5571. | Christopher (phogue) | 97.16 | 92% | 2011-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |