So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6341. | Chui (noisy1) | 94.70 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 6342. | Monica (monicake) | 94.70 | 98% | 2013-08-31 |
| 6343. | Jonathan (hijon89) | 94.69 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 6344. | Aidan (aidanb) | 94.69 | 99% | 2019-07-09 |
| 6345. | Fuzusu (fuzusu) | 94.69 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 6346. | Jon (solakerz) | 94.69 | 95% | 2014-12-25 |
| 6347. | Jahangeer (jahangeer_khan_979) | 94.69 | 98% | 2015-04-23 |
| 6348. | Bhrianna (birdsofrhia) | 94.69 | 98% | 2012-02-20 |
| 6349. | Josh (beijingdou) | 94.68 | 88% | 2015-04-21 |
| 6350. | Toby (toby_) | 94.68 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
| 6351. | KK (kk123456) | 94.68 | 100% | 2013-07-21 |
| 6352. | tstats[xoceankingx] (xocean... | 94.67 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
| 6353. | Zak (zakshearman) | 94.66 | 98% | 2021-01-31 |
| 6354. | Nick (halfchainsaw) | 94.66 | 99% | 2023-01-10 |
| 6355. | Rawrica (rawrica) | 94.66 | 92% | 2016-03-14 |
| 6356. | Jodie (jodie_utomo) | 94.66 | 95% | 2013-01-23 |
| 6357. | Adolo (foca248) | 94.65 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 6358. | Justin (tokomaki) | 94.65 | 95% | 2016-04-29 |
| 6359. | joy (sdfla) | 94.64 | 99% | 2022-12-27 |
| 6360. | lobus (lobus_rec) | 94.64 | 99% | 2021-11-05 |
| 6361. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 94.64 | 99% | 2021-03-29 |
| 6362. | cluwei (cluwei) | 94.64 | 96% | 2020-02-15 |
| 6363. | Hieu (tranhieu956230) | 94.64 | 97.7% | 2023-10-29 |
| 6364. | Buba (emaus4) | 94.64 | 94% | 2012-04-26 |
| 6365. | SirCanaanDoyle (elevayshun) | 94.63 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 6366. | aradil (aradil) | 94.63 | 96% | 2012-08-29 |
| 6367. | s. (capslooock) | 94.62 | 98% | 2019-02-18 |
| 6368. | Adrian (adrian1c) | 94.61 | 98% | 2023-09-27 |
| 6369. | surgeonix (surgeonix) | 94.61 | 96% | 2013-11-11 |
| 6370. | Jenny (jennypooh) | 94.61 | — | 2010-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |