So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14288. | Faiz (danklinroosepelt) | 77.75 | 97% | 2013-04-02 |
| 14289. | divided (divided) | 77.75 | 94% | 2013-12-04 |
| 14290. | alretha (alrethafranklin) | 77.75 | 92% | 2016-04-18 |
| 14291. | Ryan (ryanarmandhayt) | 77.74 | 97% | 2018-06-05 |
| 14292. | Maritta (maritta) | 77.74 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 14293. | Amtrix (amtrix) | 77.73 | 92% | 2014-09-10 |
| 14294. | Tia (athiya) | 77.73 | 95% | 2022-06-17 |
| 14295. | Bluish_Cloud (bluish_cloud) | 77.73 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
| 14296. | Ajay singh (ajaybhadauriya) | 77.73 | 98% | 2019-12-13 |
| 14297. | ibster (ibster) | 77.73 | 93% | 2011-12-11 |
| 14298. | ананас (mnzk) | 77.72 | 98% | 2023-06-22 |
| 14299. | Lamb (sharkk) | 77.72 | 92% | 2013-10-28 |
| 14300. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 77.72 | 99% | 2022-06-06 |
| 14301. | Nikki (poophandz) | 77.72 | 94% | 2011-08-06 |
| 14302. | Sammy (toucht) | 77.72 | — | 2009-07-16 |
| 14303. | Hekri (hekri) | 77.72 | 95% | 2016-07-06 |
| 14304. | ⠀___🐌⠀ (valdizney) | 77.71 | 97% | 2019-12-15 |
| 14305. | G (foad420) | 77.71 | 99% | 2020-10-22 |
| 14306. | tstats[tomek1337] (tomek1337) | 77.71 | 97% | 2022-12-05 |
| 14307. | Kratzuli (kratzuli) | 77.71 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 14308. | Nicolas (nicklasg) | 77.71 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
| 14309. | shoib (roban) | 77.71 | 96% | 2014-01-18 |
| 14310. | Chalotte (hojahs) | 77.70 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 14311. | santiago (santi2343) | 77.70 | 93% | 2020-09-19 |
| 14312. | 안녕하세요 (noogie13) | 77.70 | 92% | 2017-03-20 |
| 14313. | Reverie (tifa_lockhart) | 77.70 | 97% | 2016-05-19 |
| 14314. | Enorma Stitz (zxcn) | 77.69 | 96% | 2023-05-23 |
| 14315. | DON'T BE AGGRESSIVE, CHINA!... | 77.69 | 93% | 2014-06-06 |
| 14316. | ArañaDelRio (kabsa1985) | 77.69 | 98% | 2019-12-16 |
| 14317. | Tung (tungarsenal97) | 77.68 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |