I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2535. | Kevin (kevindlv) | 118.73 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 2536. | Daniel (dluoshouyi) | 118.72 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
| 2537. | triple (triplehernan) | 118.71 | 98% | 2022-04-02 |
| 2538. | Alycia (alyciahtollison) | 118.71 | 99% | 2017-08-31 |
| 2539. | λ (yambda) | 118.70 | 99.4% | 2023-11-05 |
| 2540. | Player (player_gamemode1) | 118.69 | 99.4% | 2024-11-11 |
| 2541. | Cuong (ctring) | 118.68 | 98% | 2025-07-11 |
| 2542. | tebbu2 (tebbu2) | 118.68 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
| 2543. | Zeeshan (shrugged2) | 118.65 | 97% | 2025-08-10 |
| 2544. | Sabey (thesabe) | 118.65 | 98% | 2019-06-12 |
| 2545. | Buss (bussruscus) | 118.62 | 99% | 2022-04-13 |
| 2546. | (records) | 118.62 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 2547. | Christopher (masturbateandt... | 118.60 | 99% | 2018-09-06 |
| 2548. | Alexa (lexalexa100) | 118.60 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 2549. | David (xxdav) | 118.60 | 98% | 2017-05-24 |
| 2550. | Miggi (miggyazul) | 118.60 | 100% | 2021-01-27 |
| 2551. | pizza (amgrammargud) | 118.59 | 99% | 2021-12-24 |
| 2552. | Aidin (aidin177) | 118.59 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
| 2553. | Finneas (fnngrv) | 118.59 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
| 2554. | billypeppin (billypeppin) | 118.58 | 98.2% | 2025-03-29 |
| 2555. | Lord (planta) | 118.56 | 99.4% | 2024-04-03 |
| 2556. | Soul-Light (soul_light) | 118.56 | 99% | 2023-08-15 |
| 2557. | (dragusprime) | 118.56 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 2558. | Eisenrhower (jonnymaster) | 118.56 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
| 2559. | Jen (ethima) | 118.54 | 99% | 2023-02-16 |
| 2560. | Michael (lemi77) | 118.54 | 98% | 2017-10-30 |
| 2561. | Leon (ycz6) | 118.51 | 99% | 2021-08-28 |
| 2562. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 118.51 | 99% | 2017-03-18 |
| 2563. | 𝐓𝐇𝐏 (dontgototoilet) | 118.50 | 100% | 2023-12-14 |
| 2564. | da imash ili da budesh (ord... | 118.50 | 97.8% | 2025-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |