So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28979. | Nana Okyere (nanaogyan) | 54.50 | 98% | 2023-01-01 |
| 28980. | kaptain (kaptain211) | 54.50 | 93% | 2021-09-02 |
| 28981. | Felix (lixissimus) | 54.50 | 97% | 2014-08-15 |
| 28982. | drogo (drogo1) | 54.50 | 90% | 2017-05-17 |
| 28983. | bat (origluun) | 54.50 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 28984. | Windy (smax) | 54.50 | 97% | 2012-08-17 |
| 28985. | Rafal (rafcio) | 54.50 | — | 2009-01-31 |
| 28986. | MAKCOH (tsoym) | 54.49 | 94% | 2023-05-24 |
| 28987. | ifworseyourebad (type_litmu... | 54.49 | 96% | 2023-07-14 |
| 28988. | plusultratyper (bellpepper) | 54.49 | 95% | 2022-01-24 |
| 28989. | Neutrino (sbuster) | 54.49 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 28990. | Dzulfikar (dzulfikaraf) | 54.49 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 28991. | Noor (noor002) | 54.49 | 96% | 2018-02-08 |
| 28992. | Eric (reefguzzler) | 54.49 | 93% | 2017-02-27 |
| 28993. | Peter (peterm512) | 54.49 | 92% | 2013-11-09 |
| 28994. | D (bacchus_d) | 54.49 | 88% | 2014-04-29 |
| 28995. | Fake (nugget_in_space) | 54.48 | 94% | 2023-07-13 |
| 28996. | Ryan (bioforgedog) | 54.48 | 95% | 2016-09-19 |
| 28997. | Mohammad (mhmmdkholani) | 54.48 | 95% | 2023-05-03 |
| 28998. | Mina (minajacob) | 54.48 | 93% | 2021-04-23 |
| 28999. | Ben (goodyben123) | 54.48 | 95% | 2020-04-24 |
| 29000. | Aldiyar (cowboyfromhell) | 54.48 | 93% | 2019-10-24 |
| 29001. | Echo (echo316) | 54.48 | 94% | 2019-10-08 |
| 29002. | Geust (flypaste) | 54.48 | 95% | 2014-03-11 |
| 29003. | Molly (mollym15) | 54.47 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 29004. | Dan (eltypist) | 54.47 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 29005. | Silver (psilverfish) | 54.47 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| 29006. | Yassin (meddyassin) | 54.47 | 96% | 2021-10-21 |
| 29007. | Ozzy (oasis) | 54.47 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 29008. | Trung (nguyentrung_hmu) | 54.47 | 92% | 2014-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |