As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10289. | SubKnautic (subknautic) | 82.35 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
| 10290. | Tai (leanhtaiit) | 82.35 | 99% | 2021-04-22 |
| 10291. | Kevin (kasistores) | 82.34 | 97% | 2017-11-25 |
| 10292. | Nick (spigmite) | 82.34 | 98.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 10293. | matan (malsonic) | 82.34 | 95% | 2022-02-16 |
| 10294. | Absolut (rluyen) | 82.34 | 96% | 2015-09-26 |
| 10295. | Jacob (sl_jacob) | 82.33 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 10296. | Abby (abbyishuman) | 82.33 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| 10297. | Jack (hyydenjakcz) | 82.33 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
| 10298. | Tri Le Minh (leminhtri) | 82.33 | 92% | 2016-08-30 |
| 10299. | Daniel (danielonit) | 82.32 | 98.2% | 2024-05-16 |
| 10300. | coolguy (coolguynz) | 82.32 | 98% | 2023-06-07 |
| 10301. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 82.32 | 96% | 2023-07-19 |
| 10302. | Sus Boi (danhvo98) | 82.32 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 10303. | Flemming (nitalf) | 82.32 | 96% | 2015-08-09 |
| 10304. | Dylan (dylansnyder97) | 82.32 | 96% | 2016-10-09 |
| 10305. | Aaron (miffycomes) | 82.31 | 96% | 2024-07-21 |
| 10306. | FlorianFelix112 (florianfel... | 82.31 | 97.2% | 2023-11-03 |
| 10307. | Ajdin (cajdin) | 82.31 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
| 10308. | Jason (itzsentinal) | 82.31 | 95% | 2020-05-23 |
| 10309. | ngnmhieu (ngnmhieu) | 82.30 | 94% | 2016-03-17 |
| 10310. | Brody (echo3006) | 82.30 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
| 10311. | Julio (julio7125) | 82.30 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 10312. | Sora (soralimit) | 82.30 | 96% | 2018-03-21 |
| 10313. | Upline 사나 (anjoanjoanjo) | 82.30 | 96% | 2015-07-13 |
| 10314. | Ibnu (ibenusina) | 82.30 | 95.7% | 2021-02-22 |
| 10315. | Märten (massuboy) | 82.29 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 10316. | sushiwasabi (sushiwasabi) | 82.29 | 95% | 2021-12-26 |
| 10317. | Zachary (showmanthemoney) | 82.29 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 10318. | Ray (stradition) | 82.29 | 96.3% | 2021-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |