The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30862. | Antonio (whatabbout18) | 60.87 | 99% | 2024-05-09 |
| 30863. | Tihomir (darkerbg) | 60.87 | 91% | 2017-01-05 |
| 30864. | sketchyfigure (sketchyfigure) | 60.87 | 89% | 2016-10-30 |
| 30865. | bob (polo12341) | 60.87 | 93% | 2013-03-16 |
| 30866. | Zul (maniacz013) | 60.87 | 96% | 2014-09-09 |
| 30867. | Reuben (electriclzombie) | 60.87 | 93% | 2013-01-04 |
| 30868. | paper (paperstar) | 60.86 | 96.3% | 2024-02-22 |
| 30869. | 0 (studdab) | 60.86 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
| 30870. | chilli_rice (friedrice1) | 60.86 | 95.6% | 2024-01-05 |
| 30871. | ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 (h... | 60.86 | 92% | 2014-09-17 |
| 30872. | Ha (havjt) | 60.86 | 98% | 2012-03-21 |
| 30873. | Ritsu (ritsuwu) | 60.85 | 94% | 2024-01-09 |
| 30874. | Hecatoncheires (hecatonchei... | 60.85 | 97% | 2024-03-08 |
| 30875. | BTC 100k$ soon (anagami) | 60.85 | 96.3% | 2024-01-10 |
| 30876. | anshul (anshul1219) | 60.85 | 93% | 2014-03-08 |
| 30877. | Two - (twojokers) | 60.85 | 89% | 2017-04-13 |
| 30878. | teehee (onmybullshit) | 60.84 | 97% | 2024-12-11 |
| 30879. | tun nanda (tunnandaaung) | 60.84 | 96% | 2024-11-29 |
| 30880. | Florence Lacour (flofliflo) | 60.84 | 97% | 2024-04-17 |
| 30881. | Victor (victor_mxs) | 60.84 | 96% | 2022-11-10 |
| 30882. | Connor (cameres) | 60.84 | 93% | 2015-09-06 |
| 30883. | Gannat (gannat) | 60.84 | 94% | 2014-06-01 |
| 30884. | Jeff (rcmaximus) | 60.84 | 93% | 2016-06-12 |
| 30885. | Ras (ras209) | 60.83 | 97% | 2024-09-16 |
| 30886. | ben (nebsteno) | 60.83 | 93.5% | 2024-09-14 |
| 30887. | oreo5baht (oreo5baht) | 60.83 | 96% | 2020-02-29 |
| 30888. | Mitch (karmawaits) | 60.83 | 93% | 2015-01-09 |
| 30889. | Timothy (ttphout) | 60.83 | 95% | 2017-02-17 |
| 30890. | Ella (esilvan) | 60.82 | 96.7% | 2025-02-21 |
| 30891. | Janardan (jb44) | 60.82 | 98% | 2024-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |