It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1247. | Aaron (rileymartin) | 90.24 | 97% | 2020-07-21 |
| 1248. | (roiii) | 90.23 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| 1249. | _-_-_-_ (phelistein) | 90.23 | 99% | 2020-01-21 |
| 1250. | Coder100 (coder_onehundred) | 90.22 | 99% | 2020-11-25 |
| 1251. | Juan (juanyougay) | 90.21 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 1252. | plants (_plants) | 90.19 | 98% | 2018-05-28 |
| 1253. | graham (welcomebear333) | 90.18 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 1254. | racer (racerboy70) | 90.17 | 98% | 2019-02-22 |
| 1255. | bp4dn (bp4dn) | 90.16 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 1256. | InterLude (interlude) | 90.13 | 96% | 2019-03-06 |
| 1257. | Ayyyyyy (lmaoooooo) | 90.12 | 96% | 2019-10-03 |
| 1258. | Ava (spritemite) | 90.12 | 96% | 2019-02-18 |
| 1259. | Ales (_ales) | 90.11 | 99% | 2020-07-12 |
| 1260. | Edmund (edmundtyw1) | 90.09 | 96% | 2020-06-26 |
| 1261. | Cameron (jhill1997) | 90.09 | 97% | 2018-01-15 |
| 1262. | Michael (fluffytoast) | 90.04 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 1263. | Flip (flip2theleft) | 90.03 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 1264. | JJ (snyderator) | 89.98 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 1265. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 89.98 | 100% | 2017-10-05 |
| 1266. | Sander (cubit32) | 89.97 | 98% | 2018-06-06 |
| 1267. | Zero (zeronotion) | 89.96 | 97% | 2020-03-09 |
| 1268. | David (becutandavid) | 89.95 | 96% | 2019-01-03 |
| 1269. | Big (pookpok) | 89.95 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
| 1270. | C-Radius (musaka) | 89.94 | 98% | 2019-03-22 |
| 1271. | checkie (checkie11) | 89.93 | 99% | 2020-03-08 |
| 1272. | R (imayangoat) | 89.91 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 1273. | Shiney (shineyy) | 89.91 | 96% | 2018-12-25 |
| 1274. | Patrick (crossuv) | 89.89 | 98% | 2019-04-15 |
| 1275. | Ritchie (kuupper) | 89.87 | 97% | 2020-08-30 |
| 1276. | Andy (bot_begone) | 89.86 | 98% | 2020-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |