Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1421. | Miguel (migumigu) | 87.63 | 98% | 2019-12-03 |
| 1422. | Type (born2bwilde) | 87.61 | 98% | 2019-03-28 |
| 1423. | Tristan (tristanhilton85) | 87.61 | 98% | 2017-08-28 |
| 1424. | TsmMyth with HIV (festim) | 87.60 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
| 1425. | TTVronness_ (ronneclee) | 87.59 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| 1426. | Adam (whalsey1) | 87.57 | 98% | 2019-02-06 |
| 1427. | Bea (libbearator) | 87.54 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 1428. | Dalton (dalousha) | 87.54 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 1429. | Jordy (mrollie) | 87.53 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
| 1430. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 87.52 | 97% | 2018-01-12 |
| 1431. | Adam (lechy901) | 87.52 | 98% | 2020-02-23 |
| 1432. | plants (_plants) | 87.51 | 97% | 2018-06-18 |
| 1433. | Durum (durumpitta) | 87.50 | 99% | 2018-09-09 |
| 1434. | Shane (shane_woosh) | 87.48 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
| 1435. | tontin (tontinvicinta) | 87.48 | 98% | 2019-11-24 |
| 1436. | Thomas Edward (feeshmane) | 87.46 | 99% | 2019-10-14 |
| 1437. | Jason (jasonbmagat) | 87.44 | 98% | 2019-12-12 |
| 1438. | Flip (flip2theleft) | 87.44 | 96% | 2020-02-27 |
| 1439. | heclord (heclord) | 87.44 | 98% | 2017-11-25 |
| 1440. | anonymous (dantheman830) | 87.43 | 96% | 2019-04-20 |
| 1441. | Eduardo (purplehaha) | 87.38 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 1442. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 87.37 | 99% | 2018-10-08 |
| 1443. | keystroker03 (sserium) | 87.37 | 96% | 2018-08-03 |
| 1444. | amas (amas) | 87.32 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 1445. | Severin (elmo96) | 87.32 | 97% | 2018-05-29 |
| 1446. | Taz (muidroxe) | 87.29 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 1447. | Jason (altaria13) | 87.29 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1448. | Shiney (shineyy) | 87.28 | 97% | 2018-09-04 |
| 1449. | Yam (metrictensor) | 87.28 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 1450. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 87.27 | 97% | 2018-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |