So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28174. | phoenix (cun_con) | 55.65 | — | 2009-11-03 |
| 28175. | Amy (amy20503) | 55.65 | 94% | 2013-09-27 |
| 28176. | Francisco (francisco911) | 55.64 | 91% | 2014-11-13 |
| 28177. | Ian (icspicy) | 55.64 | 96% | 2023-07-22 |
| 28178. | Feariscool (fearisdumb) | 55.64 | 93% | 2021-11-26 |
| 28179. | jugal (j1mmy) | 55.64 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
| 28180. | Anders (rockfordal) | 55.64 | 74% | 2013-08-14 |
| 28181. | Peter (jclj9000) | 55.64 | 96% | 2014-10-17 |
| 28182. | chipchiu (chipchiu) | 55.64 | 97% | 2011-07-17 |
| 28183. | Gaurav (droidiser) | 55.63 | 89% | 2015-01-23 |
| 28184. | Daniel (danny3142) | 55.63 | 89% | 2014-09-17 |
| 28185. | Antoine (sonnenschein) | 55.63 | 95% | 2020-10-06 |
| 28186. | lovely (tenten01) | 55.63 | 98% | 2011-12-27 |
| 28187. | Jeremy (jerbear27) | 55.63 | 93% | 2018-12-09 |
| 28188. | Danilo (bonusgame) | 55.63 | — | 2009-02-28 |
| 28189. | Binay (binayginodia) | 55.63 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
| 28190. | Flingor (flingor) | 55.62 | 94% | 2023-06-10 |
| 28191. | dieu (vipva2912) | 55.62 | — | 2010-04-17 |
| 28192. | wahaha (wakeke) | 55.62 | — | 2010-09-28 |
| 28193. | Wael (waelsy123) | 55.62 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 28194. | visweswara (visweswara_ananth) | 55.62 | 98% | 2014-05-05 |
| 28195. | Clint (c_schaef) | 55.62 | 94% | 2013-06-04 |
| 28196. | John (1john) | 55.62 | — | 2010-01-05 |
| 28197. | Maidul (goal100wpm) | 55.61 | 97% | 2023-01-17 |
| 28198. | Tristan (devyl) | 55.61 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
| 28199. | alexis (alexiskamryn) | 55.61 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 28200. | Branched (branchedstem) | 55.61 | 93% | 2021-04-13 |
| 28201. | Cameron (cameron28202) | 55.61 | 92% | 2018-09-27 |
| 28202. | john (john_p) | 55.61 | 91% | 2012-05-11 |
| 28203. | Zuan (syezo_08) | 55.60 | 96% | 2022-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |