And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13238. | AMIT_DELHI_14000 plus Races... | 91.25 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 13239. | Austin (aggie14) | 91.25 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| 13240. | velosofy (velosofy) | 91.24 | 90% | 2014-03-07 |
| 13241. | Spin (firesquall) | 91.24 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 13242. | Jake (tommytwotoes) | 91.24 | 99% | 2023-08-10 |
| 13243. | b!g (b_i_g_em) | 91.24 | 99% | 2022-09-08 |
| 13244. | dance with the devil (dance... | 91.24 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 13245. | sc4x (pucymae) | 91.24 | 98% | 2023-02-08 |
| 13246. | Khizer (khizlaw) | 91.24 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 13247. | Suzanne (tarheelmama) | 91.24 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 13248. | Pierre (pierre1) | 91.24 | 96% | 2017-04-06 |
| 13249. | Mawon (wonlee) | 91.23 | 99% | 2021-03-11 |
| 13250. | Heysi (heysi) | 91.23 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 13251. | Mel (smelons) | 91.23 | 97% | 2017-07-12 |
| 13252. | Are you using a (mechne) | 91.23 | — | 2010-12-04 |
| 13253. | Imran (loverfellow) | 91.23 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 13254. | :3 (parrotlord) | 91.22 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 13255. | Athonel (awheikkila) | 91.22 | 94% | 2015-08-26 |
| 13256. | Jimmy (flashcode) | 91.22 | 97% | 2016-06-28 |
| 13257. | purple (purpleanalogue) | 91.22 | 99% | 2018-11-06 |
| 13258. | tenga (violxt) | 91.22 | 96% | 2020-07-15 |
| 13259. | Christopher-Alexandre Paque... | 91.22 | 96% | 2022-03-03 |
| 13260. | WannaSEEmore? (just_abu) | 91.22 | 96% | 2023-08-31 |
| 13261. | BaltazarSponge (aretu) | 91.22 | 98% | 2018-10-03 |
| 13262. | Jakub (jakubholubowicz) | 91.22 | 93% | 2016-11-03 |
| 13263. | Robert (glakus) | 91.22 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 13264. | Noam (tsnoam) | 91.22 | 95% | 2015-06-01 |
| 13265. | TJ (1gear) | 91.21 | 99% | 2023-05-06 |
| 13266. | Jacob (hydrogenation) | 91.21 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 13267. | winter (cora_) | 91.21 | 98% | 2021-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |