As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4152. | Qaima (qaima) | 100.94 | 98% | 2019-05-13 |
| 4153. | callithrix (toffeti1) | 100.94 | 96% | 2022-05-08 |
| 4154. | Anyaa (rennielauu) | 100.94 | 96% | 2017-04-12 |
| 4155. | . (hanthedude) | 100.94 | 97% | 2020-09-15 |
| 4156. | Max (maxlo0123) | 100.93 | 97% | 2015-11-13 |
| 4157. | NickBwalley (nickbiiy) | 100.93 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
| 4158. | jasper (jasper2428) | 100.93 | 91% | 2015-11-10 |
| 4159. | sa (sosa21) | 100.92 | 97.4% | 2024-11-27 |
| 4160. | Marco (rxmarko) | 100.92 | 97.9% | 2025-01-14 |
| 4161. | Erik (rooksplates) | 100.91 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 4162. | aditya (yusifer_zendric) | 100.91 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 4163. | Jared (jaredtypist) | 100.90 | 98% | 2023-03-09 |
| 4164. | Meneer (meneer) | 100.89 | 97% | 2024-11-19 |
| 4165. | Lawrence (lwzhou10) | 100.89 | 98% | 2023-06-04 |
| 4166. | Marc (ratshepard) | 100.89 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 4167. | Saad (memon2saad) | 100.89 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
| 4168. | Bean (bosnafishe) | 100.88 | 97.4% | 2024-12-11 |
| 4169. | Regan (regantm) | 100.88 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
| 4170. | FKruuse (fkruuse) | 100.88 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
| 4171. | Cameu (cameu) | 100.87 | 99% | 2023-12-28 |
| 4172. | FoFo (fofire) | 100.87 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
| 4173. | Jason (d4tb0i) | 100.86 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
| 4174. | Speed (thenimblefinger) | 100.86 | 93% | 2016-12-31 |
| 4175. | DU30 FASCIST (tymarc) | 100.86 | 93% | 2017-02-17 |
| 4176. | ahmadMego (reasonistian33) | 100.85 | 98.6% | 2025-02-16 |
| 4177. | wkkejdjfjf (wkkejdjfjf) | 100.85 | 96% | 2025-04-11 |
| 4178. | Joel (epicular) | 100.85 | 99% | 2018-02-12 |
| 4179. | BigHoss (hoss330) | 100.84 | 98% | 2020-04-10 |
| 4180. | Kowalski (kowalskichris) | 100.84 | 99% | 2025-05-02 |
| 4181. | nitewaver (spita) | 100.84 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |