As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3631. | zveda (zveda) | 102.65 | 98% | 2017-10-22 |
| 3632. | Luna (xluna420) | 102.64 | 98.2% | 2025-03-01 |
| 3633. | 원숭이 (dweaji) | 102.63 | 98.4% | 2021-02-26 |
| 3634. | brackety (brackety) | 102.63 | 99% | 2022-12-03 |
| 3635. | kostia (kostia244) | 102.62 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 3636. | Mike (malharpshah) | 102.62 | 96% | 2016-02-04 |
| 3637. | Jonathan (sirlolsalot) | 102.62 | 92% | 2016-06-15 |
| 3638. | shylla (shyllaestee) | 102.60 | 98% | 2017-06-16 |
| 3639. | cimbraien (cimbraien) | 102.60 | 99% | 2016-01-28 |
| 3640. | lgdamefan (robinellacott) | 102.59 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
| 3641. | Jason (jasonw1121) | 102.58 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| 3642. | Austin (i_fail) | 102.58 | 98% | 2017-01-05 |
| 3643. | Benjamin (bnje1) | 102.57 | 96.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 3644. | legendaryscribe (legendarys... | 102.57 | 99% | 2023-03-17 |
| 3645. | Edward (edreeseg) | 102.57 | 97% | 2017-03-28 |
| 3646. | mikeswa (mikeswa) | 102.57 | 98% | 2017-11-11 |
| 3647. | lopchain (lopchain) | 102.56 | 97% | 2023-12-24 |
| 3648. | Zale (zllee) | 102.56 | 96.1% | 2025-02-08 |
| 3649. | (ach3ron) | 102.56 | 99% | 2023-03-03 |
| 3650. | V (greente4) | 102.56 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 3651. | prisonarrow (fivethirtyeight) | 102.56 | 98% | 2020-04-09 |
| 3652. | Ankush (ankush12345) | 102.56 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 3653. | StewieGriffin (stewiegriffi... | 102.56 | 99% | 2017-09-10 |
| 3654. | MD07x (339912) | 102.55 | 99% | 2024-06-27 |
| 3655. | Violet (fierypotato) | 102.55 | 99% | 2022-11-28 |
| 3656. | arigrate (mercury80) | 102.54 | 97.1% | 2024-08-28 |
| 3657. | beachturkey (beachtukrey) | 102.54 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 3658. | Grace (21gracer) | 102.54 | 98% | 2019-08-27 |
| 3659. | (l__l) | 102.54 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 3660. | asdf (_o0_) | 102.53 | 97.7% | 2024-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |