And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8664. | Jesse (2xtreme1) | 101.15 | 97% | 2014-09-28 |
| 8665. | Phil (pbenoit) | 101.15 | 94% | 2015-12-12 |
| 8666. | Babette (plidsi) | 101.15 | 98% | 2013-01-10 |
| 8667. | Brandon (branick) | 101.14 | 93% | 2014-10-19 |
| 8668. | Brian (eeyjnairb) | 101.14 | 98% | 2018-04-02 |
| 8669. | Ryan (breezybuster) | 101.13 | 98% | 2017-10-05 |
| 8670. | Zirler (zirler) | 101.13 | 96.4% | 2023-09-30 |
| 8671. | Speedy (pindakaaspot123) | 101.13 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 8672. | Kaizero (kaizero) | 101.13 | 93% | 2016-04-21 |
| 8673. | Arthur (alamofgod) | 101.13 | 97% | 2016-10-06 |
| 8674. | urboy (guddaysir) | 101.12 | 97.6% | 2023-05-27 |
| 8675. | Darrell (rocky814) | 101.12 | 96% | 2016-06-30 |
| 8676. | Josh (castnightwolf) | 101.11 | 96% | 2011-09-23 |
| 8677. | Colby (colbytothet) | 101.11 | 92% | 2015-02-16 |
| 8678. | ZF (zf0215) | 101.11 | 96% | 2014-03-25 |
| 8679. | Noob (noobtypist) | 101.11 | 97% | 2012-03-15 |
| 8680. | Person (improbhighnotgonnalie) | 101.10 | 99% | 2022-01-10 |
| 8681. | x0.25 speed (hazy324) | 101.10 | 99% | 2022-10-26 |
| 8682. | Gigolo (gigolo) | 101.10 | 97% | 2013-08-22 |
| 8683. | Destinniii (saadgodly) | 101.10 | 99% | 2021-01-12 |
| 8684. | 😩🍆💦🍑 (bicobiko) | 101.10 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 8685. | Andrei (kloudrazor) | 101.10 | 96% | 2016-04-03 |
| 8686. | A (five_a) | 101.10 | 94% | 2014-08-14 |
| 8687. | 3.14 (rom3_141592) | 101.09 | 99.1% | 2023-06-28 |
| 8688. | Luke (outlandish) | 101.09 | 97% | 2022-02-03 |
| 8689. | Ron (thtguyovrthr) | 101.09 | 97% | 2019-08-03 |
| 8690. | Said (surrenderordie) | 101.09 | 97% | 2023-05-25 |
| 8691. | Jeremy (breathe_h20) | 101.09 | 95% | 2014-02-27 |
| 8692. | Arsen (arsenaghajanyan) | 101.09 | 95% | 2014-06-12 |
| 8693. | Mary (teachman) | 101.09 | 97% | 2018-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |