Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36875. | Emily (sillyem) | 39.83 | 81% | 2013-06-22 |
| 36876. | darkbear2010 (thachsanh) | 39.83 | — | 2010-02-06 |
| 36877. | jimi (jimiboi) | 39.83 | — | 2010-09-21 |
| 36878. | Guest404 (sam_sapeol) | 39.82 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 36879. | jjobbo (jjobbo) | 39.82 | 93.9% | 2021-02-26 |
| 36880. | Hasoka (hasoka) | 39.82 | 93% | 2022-10-30 |
| 36881. | jorge (jluissuzuki) | 39.82 | — | 2009-04-18 |
| 36882. | Ya-Wei (kappuramen) | 39.82 | 94% | 2020-07-22 |
| 36883. | kim (kemm) | 39.82 | — | 2010-06-25 |
| 36884. | marissa (marissa26) | 39.82 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 36885. | Jupiter (content_jupiter1) | 39.81 | 92% | 2021-11-21 |
| 36886. | Nikkie (vlad_putin) | 39.81 | 83% | 2017-04-02 |
| 36887. | Tor (tortle4444) | 39.81 | 92% | 2022-04-07 |
| 36888. | Lionel (lionelsjy) | 39.81 | 93% | 2021-04-04 |
| 36889. | tausif (tausifalam) | 39.81 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 36890. | zack (zack30106opz) | 39.81 | 93% | 2011-12-19 |
| 36891. | Daniel (jiggywitit) | 39.80 | 90% | 2015-07-22 |
| 36892. | int main(int argc, char** a... | 39.80 | 96% | 2013-03-15 |
| 36893. | Sue (suevang) | 39.80 | — | 2010-06-08 |
| 36894. | prashant (one_step_ahead) | 39.80 | 96% | 2020-08-19 |
| 36895. | Paul (johnporu) | 39.80 | 84% | 2015-07-22 |
| 36896. | alexys (alexys) | 39.80 | — | 2009-02-25 |
| 36897. | Mikkel (mikkelh03) | 39.79 | 96% | 2017-09-25 |
| 36898. | Jessica (serenajessica) | 39.79 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 36899. | sherwin (sherwin) | 39.79 | — | 2009-08-16 |
| 36900. | Hemanta (hemantakumar) | 39.78 | 96% | 2023-04-08 |
| 36901. | krishan (krishan_123) | 39.78 | 97% | 2021-02-14 |
| 36902. | Agung (crazylazyboy) | 39.78 | — | 2010-04-30 |
| 36903. | 💗 Spike💗 (vignesh12) | 39.78 | 92% | 2017-05-17 |
| 36904. | Tom (csaboka) | 39.78 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |