As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14820. | Bubblaren (myrshi) | 73.22 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
| 14821. | Sean (manbeervark) | 73.22 | 98% | 2016-03-28 |
| 14822. | Blake (weekesy) | 73.21 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 14823. | Dogan (sharkty) | 73.21 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 14824. | Laz (lazzo) | 73.20 | 97% | 2021-12-26 |
| 14825. | Jake (wavegamble) | 73.20 | 97% | 2017-07-31 |
| 14826. | Axel (axelthecurlyhead) | 73.19 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
| 14827. | Ludwig (ludway) | 73.18 | 95% | 2023-06-23 |
| 14828. | char (wormgirl) | 73.18 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 14829. | Seth (sethfry1234) | 73.18 | 95.6% | 2024-10-19 |
| 14830. | Khiem (kdt1802) | 73.18 | 96.5% | 2021-02-22 |
| 14831. | kuro (kuro_shiro) | 73.18 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 14832. | Ceonsamea (ceonsamea) | 73.18 | 96% | 2015-04-13 |
| 14833. | Xera (godxera) | 73.17 | 96% | 2023-01-30 |
| 14834. | Radek (radecekwriter) | 73.17 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 14835. | Ovi (ovi001) | 73.17 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 14836. | McKay (heyitsyaboi) | 73.16 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 14837. | Connor (paintrain23) | 73.16 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
| 14838. | Luke (firetruc) | 73.16 | 96.9% | 2023-07-31 |
| 14839. | Zoth (sindrezoth) | 73.15 | 95% | 2025-08-03 |
| 14840. | tstats[maybemaximus] (maybe... | 73.15 | 96% | 2022-05-18 |
| 14841. | Weston (weast) | 73.15 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| 14842. | Mr T (tycho77) | 73.15 | 98.6% | 2021-02-06 |
| 14843. | Duccxy (duccxy_) | 73.14 | 95% | 2023-12-06 |
| 14844. | tobiah (darktilrisen) | 73.14 | 92% | 2015-09-30 |
| 14845. | LucidFire 🔥 (lucid_fire) | 73.14 | 97.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 14846. | The D Legend (the_d_legend) | 73.14 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 14847. | Coure (coure) | 73.14 | 89% | 2015-11-24 |
| 14848. | fthe (fthe) | 73.13 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 14849. | Abhishek (create_a_account) | 73.13 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |