So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11497. | (mwilcox1) | 82.25 | 96% | 2013-08-05 |
| 11498. | Muni (iluvamsa) | 82.24 | 93% | 2014-11-21 |
| 11499. | (phibit) | 82.24 | — | 2008-09-10 |
| 11500. | (froggo_) | 82.24 | 96% | 2022-09-15 |
| 11501. | Heufy (heufy) | 82.23 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 11502. | (chanziteng) | 82.23 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
| 11503. | (gaby0072) | 82.23 | 95% | 2012-03-05 |
| 11504. | (jorgleframpleton) | 82.23 | 94% | 2022-03-08 |
| 11505. | (kobaltkookie) | 82.23 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 11506. | Type like never before! (re... | 82.23 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| 11507. | nyatto (hhu94) | 82.23 | 98% | 2016-04-26 |
| 11508. | DEX (dbrown1e) | 82.23 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 11509. | (ibrahim_algeria) | 82.23 | 90% | 2014-05-16 |
| 11510. | Bobby (bton) | 82.22 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 11511. | (avitastic) | 82.22 | 99% | 2020-02-27 |
| 11512. | Andrey (andre_macareno) | 82.22 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 11513. | (rorosan13) | 82.21 | 96% | 2023-05-31 |
| 11514. | (lordkuro) | 82.21 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
| 11515. | I once bought a jackass and... | 82.21 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 11516. | oreo (e00d) | 82.21 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 11517. | (felixts) | 82.21 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 11518. | Terra (finalzero) | 82.21 | 95% | 2013-01-17 |
| 11519. | Omar (reci) | 82.21 | 97% | 2020-06-23 |
| 11520. | (lostconquest) | 82.21 | 96% | 2014-04-14 |
| 11521. | (anuphunt) | 82.21 | 97% | 2013-08-19 |
| 11522. | (alejo_100) | 82.20 | 98% | 2015-05-05 |
| 11523. | (sjansen) | 82.20 | 94% | 2014-03-29 |
| 11524. | K (sobadono) | 82.20 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 11525. | (davidtss1) | 82.20 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
| 11526. | H (huntz256) | 82.20 | 94% | 2012-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |