I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5963. | Ghost racing medalists suck... | 98.51 | 99% | 2022-10-17 |
| 5964. | indo_itu_gampang (xcloretg) | 98.51 | 96% | 2021-03-13 |
| 5965. | Bob (bobloblaw786) | 98.51 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 5966. | Blobfish (blobfishpotatoes) | 98.51 | 98% | 2023-01-15 |
| 5967. | mohammad (toplap) | 98.51 | 99% | 2024-10-25 |
| 5968. | Anton (tonyr350) | 98.51 | 97.5% | 2024-09-22 |
| 5969. | Boran (boranroni) | 98.50 | 97.4% | 2025-04-09 |
| 5970. | InQforVainglory (scottiedont) | 98.50 | 98.1% | 2024-07-17 |
| 5971. | iWum (iwum) | 98.50 | 96.3% | 2021-02-07 |
| 5972. | iquitwhenimakemistake (ace_... | 98.50 | 98.4% | 2024-06-19 |
| 5973. | Sonny (sonson88) | 98.49 | 97% | 2017-08-31 |
| 5974. | Roland (entr0cks) | 98.48 | 99% | 2021-08-19 |
| 5975. | Umer (programmer_1) | 98.48 | 99% | 2022-06-05 |
| 5976. | aether (romaxion) | 98.48 | 97% | 2024-07-16 |
| 5977. | Anthony (machoke) | 98.47 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 5978. | Michael (dumpling_factory) | 98.47 | 99% | 2022-06-06 |
| 5979. | gab (ggzl1998) | 98.46 | 99% | 2020-10-28 |
| 5980. | Ryan (thoughtpotato) | 98.46 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 5981. | Filipo (filipomarcel) | 98.46 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 5982. | Salman (blackstrobe) | 98.45 | 97% | 2019-09-13 |
| 5983. | Angelo (angelo_97) | 98.45 | 98.1% | 2023-08-18 |
| 5984. | delete (21037102912937) | 98.45 | 97% | 2025-04-23 |
| 5985. | mcga (mcga) | 98.45 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 5986. | Ryan (nuigit) | 98.44 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 5987. | Alex (alexinfinity) | 98.44 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 5988. | Cedar (vibereview) | 98.44 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 5989. | no sweat (anduatm) | 98.43 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 5990. | (bicycleman) | 98.43 | 98% | 2022-02-13 |
| 5991. | Vivek (vivekvc) | 98.43 | 97% | 2023-10-17 |
| 5992. | Gavin (runhasty) | 98.43 | 99% | 2020-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |