So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7960. | Navn (navee1292) | 90.52 | 94% | 2015-03-13 |
| 7961. | joe (thiefraccoon) | 90.51 | 94% | 2013-05-09 |
| 7962. | James (jmiddleton) | 90.51 | 97.4% | 2023-11-02 |
| 7963. | Veract (veract) | 90.51 | 96% | 2014-01-29 |
| 7964. | Benjamin (bshammond) | 90.51 | 97% | 2012-06-21 |
| 7965. | Aditya (adibhandari) | 90.50 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
| 7966. | Lawrence (loklein) | 90.50 | 97% | 2011-09-27 |
| 7967. | Alfabetica (alfabetica) | 90.50 | 99.1% | 2023-06-05 |
| 7968. | Abbacchio (abbacchio) | 90.50 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 7969. | SomethingAzn (somethingazn) | 90.50 | 96.9% | 2021-02-20 |
| 7970. | James (jamoes) | 90.50 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 7971. | trepan (trepan) | 90.50 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 7972. | Agung (udapalito) | 90.49 | 96.8% | 2023-05-22 |
| 7973. | Russell (anaxo) | 90.49 | 98% | 2014-04-24 |
| 7974. | Jaren (jarenn) | 90.48 | 94% | 2011-05-24 |
| 7975. | Diop (diop1) | 90.48 | 97% | 2017-05-11 |
| 7976. | Shireen (shiramissoux) | 90.47 | 94% | 2016-08-31 |
| 7977. | Tom Marvolo Riddle (sugar_k... | 90.47 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
| 7978. | klokl (klokl1) | 90.47 | 95.7% | 2023-10-20 |
| 7979. | Wyatt (millybay) | 90.47 | 94% | 2016-09-06 |
| 7980. | Filipo (filipomarcel) | 90.47 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 7981. | Randall (rdhidajat) | 90.47 | 99% | 2011-08-16 |
| 7982. | Sam (zqmdfg) | 90.47 | 86% | 2012-07-05 |
| 7983. | King (icebabiizx) | 90.46 | 95% | 2014-07-07 |
| 7984. | Kshitiz (kshitiz2099) | 90.45 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
| 7985. | 150 how? (minidraco) | 90.45 | 97% | 2023-09-19 |
| 7986. | Martin (martinwong) | 90.45 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 7987. | Phi (swoj11) | 90.45 | 96% | 2014-03-16 |
| 7988. | Alvin (_alvin_) | 90.44 | 100% | 2023-09-25 |
| 7989. | Pieter (pieter93) | 90.44 | 96% | 2012-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |