The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5782. | Sungyou (strye) | 100.07 | — | 2009-02-22 |
| 5783. | Sildrig (sildrig) | 100.06 | 97% | 2018-01-07 |
| 5784. | SPEED (speedbear) | 100.05 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 5785. | Kieran (kiwi97k) | 100.04 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 5786. | BUST (hl1925) | 100.04 | 95% | 2016-07-03 |
| 5787. | michael from 213 (moderig) | 100.03 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 5788. | Laura (laura_palmer) | 100.03 | 98% | 2020-11-22 |
| 5789. | Chwazt (chwazt) | 100.03 | 99% | 2013-09-29 |
| 5790. | Chase (iiarrowzii) | 100.03 | 94% | 2015-04-13 |
| 5791. | kanacurry (kanacurry) | 100.03 | 97% | 2015-08-16 |
| 5792. | Grigori (danrosesax) | 100.03 | 94% | 2013-03-27 |
| 5793. | Agung (udapalito) | 100.02 | 97.3% | 2023-10-16 |
| 5794. | sen-shin (_eastyper_) | 100.02 | 98.4% | 2023-06-09 |
| 5795. | AHomieNucleus (galaxxyn1) | 100.02 | 96.8% | 2023-09-20 |
| 5796. | Jade (rikzjdp) | 100.02 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 5797. | telorbuzzu (telorbusu) | 100.02 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 5798. | Melissa (smldrnheap) | 100.01 | 97% | 2017-07-05 |
| 5799. | GeneralCuddles (taelfael) | 100.01 | 99% | 2021-12-22 |
| 5800. | Magnus (magicbane) | 100.01 | 96% | 2016-07-17 |
| 5801. | CheatingPinoy (filipinoscheat) | 100.01 | 96% | 2014-06-15 |
| 5802. | Andy (onkeisama) | 100.00 | 94% | 2016-10-26 |
| 5803. | VYCanis (vycanis55) | 100.00 | 99% | 2022-04-16 |
| 5804. | e (eddyhack) | 100.00 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 5805. | speed (spead) | 100.00 | 94% | 2014-06-14 |
| 5806. | Spring (rabeeh97) | 100.00 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 5807. | Joel (joel_kuhlberg12) | 99.99 | 99% | 2022-09-06 |
| 5808. | Erdem (erdemy) | 99.99 | 97.4% | 2023-08-13 |
| 5809. | _____ (husixu1) | 99.99 | 98% | 2022-08-06 |
| 5810. | Raul (omar32) | 99.99 | 96% | 2014-07-15 |
| 5811. | Josie (jojo4241) | 99.98 | 95% | 2013-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |