The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2428. | Anthony (petruccius) | 114.86 | 97% | 2016-03-18 |
| 2429. | @faschz (faschz) | 114.86 | 98% | 2016-01-09 |
| 2430. | Gabriel (tacbacjack) | 114.85 | 99.3% | 2023-12-25 |
| 2431. | Calvin (cchang) | 114.85 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 2432. | Chris (binarymn) | 114.84 | 99% | 2016-03-29 |
| 2433. | ЭXcessıvϵ (juice43) | 114.83 | 99% | 2014-03-05 |
| 2434. | Senor (senorqueso42) | 114.83 | 98% | 2017-01-25 |
| 2435. | THE JEWELL (wildhorsesthe2nd) | 114.82 | 100% | 2020-08-11 |
| 2436. | Jamie (jamiegre) | 114.82 | 99% | 2021-12-20 |
| 2437. | Al (quicksilver95) | 114.82 | 97% | 2015-12-22 |
| 2438. | alex (vese13) | 114.82 | 93% | 2015-10-24 |
| 2439. | jph (the_philippines) | 114.82 | 98% | 2016-10-04 |
| 2440. | Kaito (matsui) | 114.82 | 94% | 2013-10-05 |
| 2441. | jonny (jlun23) | 114.81 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 2442. | Aleksa (huaweialeksa) | 114.80 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 2443. | Falcon467 (falcon467) | 114.80 | 99% | 2020-08-12 |
| 2444. | rip reckful (fictorian) | 114.78 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 2445. | Joseph (jyi9391) | 114.77 | 94% | 2012-06-29 |
| 2446. | W. (peachypoh) | 114.75 | 94% | 2013-09-04 |
| 2447. | Paritosh (paribaba) | 114.75 | 99% | 2013-01-13 |
| 2448. | anty (antyboi) | 114.74 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 2449. | Ollie (bingomaster) | 114.74 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 2450. | Jan (janlonden) | 114.73 | 99% | 2016-01-27 |
| 2451. | Stew (steww) | 114.73 | 96% | 2012-09-15 |
| 2452. | Jakab (schttj) | 114.72 | 99% | 2021-07-28 |
| 2453. | Tom (nulien) | 114.72 | 95% | 2011-10-14 |
| 2454. | Aaron (arcfide) | 114.71 | 99% | 2016-08-14 |
| 2455. | Ryan (fantazm) | 114.71 | 96% | 2016-08-28 |
| 2456. | Dylan (coolguybro) | 114.71 | 96% | 2016-10-11 |
| 2457. | Tyrone (nesboy) | 114.71 | — | 2010-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |