Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 306. | Mikey (miket349) | 115.24 | 99% | 2019-03-29 |
| 307. | Jim (ifeelhyper) | 115.22 | 98% | 2018-04-29 |
| 308. | Andrew (nosingaround) | 115.17 | 99% | 2021-08-13 |
| 309. | mthd. (pjayys) | 114.96 | 98% | 2018-08-19 |
| 310. | Arie (viceadmiralalexeistukov) | 114.91 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 311. | suiso (suisosan) | 114.87 | 99% | 2017-09-03 |
| 312. | Dana (danayi) | 114.77 | 98% | 2021-08-01 |
| 313. | Carl (realrealyalan) | 114.62 | 98% | 2020-02-08 |
| 314. | Jason (jdrawmer86) | 114.57 | 98% | 2019-02-15 |
| 315. | Alex (all_grey) | 114.40 | 99% | 2017-10-28 |
| 316. | kweg (kweg) | 114.29 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 317. | . (speedyant) | 114.27 | 99% | 2018-07-15 |
| 318. | Remagi (remagi) | 114.26 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
| 319. | Jason (imschleep) | 114.17 | 98% | 2018-02-16 |
| 320. | 🎷 (jazz) | 114.13 | 97% | 2018-11-15 |
| 321. | Ryan (fantazm) | 114.05 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 322. | A (ando8) | 114.03 | 99% | 2019-01-26 |
| 323. | Fictions (fictionqt) | 114.03 | 99% | 2017-09-12 |
| 324. | (roboaedin) | 114.01 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
| 325. | imdabait (imdabait) | 113.96 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
| 326. | Tess (makeleletoulalan) | 113.96 | 98% | 2017-12-14 |
| 327. | tch (tcheasdfjkl) | 113.90 | 99% | 2018-07-26 |
| 328. | Duncan (dkbrk) | 113.82 | 100% | 2021-07-26 |
| 329. | Liam (liamhart) | 113.82 | 98% | 2019-11-13 |
| 330. | Jack (memkeys) | 113.78 | 98% | 2018-02-16 |
| 331. | Violet (a87321dc00) | 113.63 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
| 332. | :^) (kyeavnign) | 113.58 | 98% | 2017-11-20 |
| 333. | Niels (nielsjensen) | 113.56 | 98% | 2018-12-16 |
| 334. | inclass (║╪╤╪σ) (s... | 113.45 | 98% | 2018-06-14 |
| 335. | Henry (hcaocollege) | 113.45 | 99% | 2017-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |