The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1409. | (toortle) | 121.79 | — | 2010-08-07 |
| 1410. | (enderboyx200) | 121.79 | 97.9% | 2023-06-10 |
| 1411. | (augur) | 121.79 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 1412. | (markinca) | 121.77 | — | 2009-03-04 |
| 1413. | (stinkytofu) | 121.77 | 97% | 2012-02-10 |
| 1414. | (sephious) | 121.77 | 97% | 2012-11-16 |
| 1415. | (moisturemob) | 121.76 | 99% | 2020-03-29 |
| 1416. | (mendacium) | 121.75 | 98% | 2023-07-02 |
| 1417. | (jspiros) | 121.75 | — | 2009-02-16 |
| 1418. | (teraspazz) | 121.74 | 97% | 2016-12-02 |
| 1419. | (chrysmere) | 121.73 | — | 2009-10-28 |
| 1420. | (collin01) | 121.72 | 99% | 2012-03-03 |
| 1421. | (camsolem) | 121.71 | 97% | 2013-08-16 |
| 1422. | (clueou) | 121.69 | 93% | 2016-08-04 |
| 1423. | (precious_stats) | 121.68 | 98% | 2021-09-19 |
| 1424. | Salomon (slevis) | 121.67 | 98% | 2014-04-07 |
| 1425. | Aleeza (abatara17) | 121.66 | 98% | 2017-04-22 |
| 1426. | (fever) | 121.66 | 97% | 2014-06-21 |
| 1427. | (supermug) | 121.65 | 99% | 2023-05-03 |
| 1428. | (watun) | 121.65 | 97% | 2017-05-20 |
| 1429. | (smashboard) | 121.65 | 97% | 2015-03-03 |
| 1430. | (ashchun) | 121.61 | 100% | 2021-04-04 |
| 1431. | (lieutenanttoast) | 121.61 | 98% | 2013-03-24 |
| 1432. | (dahsolekim) | 121.60 | 94% | 2013-08-15 |
| 1433. | (dinalg97) | 121.58 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 1434. | (mrhongaku) | 121.55 | 98% | 2016-12-11 |
| 1435. | (wombatofdoom) | 121.52 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 1436. | (junbug85) | 121.52 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 1437. | (tommylammy) | 121.51 | 96% | 2015-02-18 |
| 1438. | Brussels (brussels11) | 121.50 | 99% | 2020-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |