So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6796. | (oroeoore) | 93.04 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 6797. | Bork (borktalk) | 93.04 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 6798. | Oliver (oberin1) | 93.04 | 95% | 2013-01-31 |
| 6799. | (hayawardh) | 93.04 | 96% | 2015-03-29 |
| 6800. | danny (dannycool241) | 93.03 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 6801. | Aditya Prakash (typist2) | 93.03 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 6802. | (rcheungwtf) | 93.03 | 97% | 2015-03-23 |
| 6803. | (catapie) | 93.02 | 98% | 2021-11-29 |
| 6804. | (kaycamper19) | 93.01 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 6805. | (ultimateshowdown) | 93.01 | 95% | 2016-11-17 |
| 6806. | (yuhaocooper) | 93.01 | 99% | 2018-01-05 |
| 6807. | (rahmu) | 93.01 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| 6808. | (fotes) | 93.00 | 85% | 2015-01-24 |
| 6809. | (spidywebs) | 93.00 | 100% | 2019-08-23 |
| 6810. | (ksil) | 93.00 | 98% | 2014-06-19 |
| 6811. | (giulio89) | 93.00 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| 6812. | (ultim8f8) | 92.99 | 93% | 2011-12-01 |
| 6813. | Alex (eagles1106) | 92.99 | 94% | 2014-05-16 |
| 6814. | (jamesduv9) | 92.99 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
| 6815. | (fever) | 92.99 | 95% | 2011-09-07 |
| 6816. | Ryan (roadrash09) | 92.99 | 98% | 2011-05-19 |
| 6817. | (tispus) | 92.99 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 6818. | jackson (school_account) | 92.98 | 98% | 2023-02-07 |
| 6819. | (victoryx5) | 92.98 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 6820. | (rukkus) | 92.98 | 97% | 2016-06-07 |
| 6821. | Lost (lostviajero) | 92.97 | 96% | 2014-06-30 |
| 6822. | (chartastr0phe) | 92.97 | 97% | 2022-05-11 |
| 6823. | (betameta123) | 92.97 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 6824. | (derekc5475) | 92.97 | 90% | 2014-04-26 |
| 6825. | (lakejund) | 92.96 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |