So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11576. | totallynotjoshingwithyou (m... | 82.58 | 93% | 2016-03-11 |
| 11577. | joakim (deltaker) | 82.58 | 97% | 2023-07-03 |
| 11578. | Haydar (haydarfakhoury) | 82.58 | 95% | 2023-09-01 |
| 11579. | scott (pmonkey) | 82.58 | 96% | 2013-05-17 |
| 11580. | Razy Nureen (mamak) | 82.58 | 92% | 2012-07-12 |
| 11581. | dylan (dbfilmm) | 82.58 | 94% | 2017-02-26 |
| 11582. | Maffin (m4ff1n) | 82.57 | 97% | 2021-10-02 |
| 11583. | Evan (evanjmckenna) | 82.57 | 96% | 2018-06-28 |
| 11584. | BlueJay314 (eajohnson2@live... | 82.57 | 92% | 2014-08-07 |
| 11585. | M (ahhhhh) | 82.57 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 11586. | 자이아 (jariahvue) | 82.56 | 95% | 2019-08-20 |
| 11587. | Alex (aweylmanfarwell) | 82.56 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
| 11588. | Ronald (illya0820) | 82.56 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 11589. | ParagOGG (pavellum) | 82.56 | 97% | 2014-05-29 |
| 11590. | totoro (xiangchen) | 82.56 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 11591. | Boon Chuan (nitrolego) | 82.56 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
| 11592. | Alex (vietoris) | 82.55 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
| 11593. | Brett (brettstenerson) | 82.55 | — | 2009-11-14 |
| 11594. | Troy (krambo) | 82.55 | 94% | 2014-05-13 |
| 11595. | My caps lock is glitched on... | 82.55 | 92% | 2011-11-29 |
| 11596. | Olexiy (lexk) | 82.55 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| 11597. | Fer (fernandog13) | 82.55 | 95% | 2013-04-19 |
| 11598. | d-mar (dmar) | 82.55 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| 11599. | DRose's ACL (megaman_exe) | 82.54 | 96% | 2015-10-01 |
| 11600. | Upmanyu (abhishek2175) | 82.54 | 99% | 2022-08-21 |
| 11601. | Michael (mrk0508) | 82.54 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 11602. | hehe (shindo333) | 82.54 | 96% | 2023-02-03 |
| 11603. | Tracey (tramp) | 82.54 | — | 2009-04-23 |
| 11604. | Elgin™ (elginz) | 82.54 | 96% | 2014-07-10 |
| 11605. | Max (convie) | 82.53 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |