The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8853. | Jordan (mangoes) | 91.70 | — | 2008-10-16 |
| 8854. | Robert (jstckr) | 91.69 | 93% | 2016-01-20 |
| 8855. | Zach (zach_bill) | 91.69 | 97% | 2017-11-21 |
| 8856. | Speedy (speedymcgee) | 91.68 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 8857. | Tristan (tristanpdrec) | 91.67 | 90% | 2012-10-29 |
| 8858. | Ronald (roanlds12345) | 91.67 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 8859. | Grant (grantb409) | 91.67 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 8860. | Josh (49292048458) | 91.66 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 8861. | Simon (zenex) | 91.66 | 96% | 2012-03-24 |
| 8862. | McGoose (mcgoose) | 91.66 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 8863. | Mr. America! (mr_america) | 91.65 | 97.9% | 2023-09-15 |
| 8864. | Crystal (crystal_angelo) | 91.65 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 8865. | Varaug (varaug33) | 91.65 | 96% | 2022-11-03 |
| 8866. | ඞ (leoileoisculpordwarf) | 91.65 | 96.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 8867. | Esmerelda (t_esmerelda) | 91.65 | 95% | 2014-04-30 |
| 8868. | AvoPi (avopi) | 91.65 | 97% | 2016-04-21 |
| 8869. | Stefan (fendorian) | 91.64 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 8870. | Gareth (garethlyh) | 91.64 | 97% | 2023-09-09 |
| 8871. | Isaac (isaacdabeast5) | 91.63 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
| 8872. | Eicy (moreseicy) | 91.63 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 8873. | Meszo (meszo) | 91.63 | 92% | 2012-10-08 |
| 8874. | random (randomasdf97) | 91.63 | 97% | 2015-04-05 |
| 8875. | aaaaaa (hagemanto) | 91.62 | 97% | 2023-06-03 |
| 8876. | daisy (daisyliu4) | 91.62 | 96% | 2017-11-08 |
| 8877. | Zhao (zhaox) | 91.62 | — | 2010-04-30 |
| 8878. | House V (housev) | 91.61 | 98% | 2015-05-10 |
| 8879. | wet nightmare (daviddloco) | 91.61 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 8880. | inigo (indigo_july) | 91.61 | 98% | 2017-08-01 |
| 8881. | john (onobones) | 91.61 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 8882. | 0 (gochoo) | 91.61 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |