And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12263. | Sumit Prasad (beyonderr) | 93.12 | 98.1% | 2023-05-20 |
| 12264. | Nqjoe (nqjoe) | 93.12 | 98% | 2013-03-04 |
| 12265. | Ryan (sofal) | 93.12 | — | 2008-10-05 |
| 12266. | Samuel (kellykellogs) | 93.12 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 12267. | Danny (h4ndeye) | 93.12 | 99% | 2022-08-16 |
| 12268. | Soon (bigfootace) | 93.12 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 12269. | rtaiyr (thebussytitan) | 93.11 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 12270. | practice (timeintimeout) | 93.11 | 99% | 2018-03-30 |
| 12271. | Janell (ucantfindjello) | 93.10 | 96% | 2012-11-09 |
| 12272. | Abhisek (_typing_) | 93.10 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 12273. | Kuliseins (kuliseinsscmeckt... | 93.10 | 95% | 2013-09-21 |
| 12274. | x0.25 speed (hazyy324) | 93.10 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 12275. | Quiche (lovequiche) | 93.10 | 99% | 2023-10-18 |
| 12276. | Sean (crowded_keyboard) | 93.10 | 98% | 2021-07-03 |
| 12277. | Temflakes (temflakes403) | 93.10 | 98% | 2021-09-25 |
| 12278. | Colemak-DH (colemak_sauce) | 93.10 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 12279. | Felice (felxus_checkstus) | 93.09 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 12280. | Amit (amitsaha) | 93.09 | 95% | 2012-10-28 |
| 12281. | super (mermaid_ariel) | 93.09 | 96% | 2014-03-29 |
| 12282. | Brian (123ok) | 93.08 | 96% | 2014-12-15 |
| 12283. | Dhevan Safa (hevanafa) | 93.08 | 96% | 2017-05-03 |
| 12284. | Shinji (twnecro) | 93.08 | 97% | 2011-09-19 |
| 12285. | Phil (fillagain) | 93.08 | 98% | 2011-07-07 |
| 12286. | Osama (jihad2001forever) | 93.08 | 99% | 2013-12-02 |
| 12287. | Owen (fast_fingey_man) | 93.08 | 98.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 12288. | Brandon (laogic) | 93.07 | 95% | 2016-04-27 |
| 12289. | violinninja (violinninja) | 93.07 | 97.4% | 2023-08-08 |
| 12290. | Basrt (darksky) | 93.07 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 12291. | gupta (gupta01) | 93.07 | 97% | 2017-04-03 |
| 12292. | Blue (terry25031069) | 93.06 | 97% | 2022-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |