So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27266. | 🚦🇮🇳Bidya (bidya) | 57.35 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 27267. | PapaCologne (papacologne1) | 57.35 | 95% | 2022-05-26 |
| 27268. | Selnge (sellnge07_) | 57.35 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
| 27269. | Ajeet (ajeetk) | 57.35 | 93% | 2013-10-20 |
| 27270. | Chris (chrishu) | 57.35 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 27271. | George (snillor999) | 57.35 | 95% | 2011-07-08 |
| 27272. | Noob (kyaw611) | 57.34 | 97% | 2023-03-12 |
| 27273. | Antoine (thequantumnova) | 57.34 | 90% | 2016-04-13 |
| 27274. | Sabiba (sabiba) | 57.34 | 95.7% | 2023-08-17 |
| 27275. | Reda (redaaaa) | 57.33 | 93% | 2023-10-07 |
| 27276. | Petar (hasko31) | 57.33 | 93% | 2022-11-28 |
| 27277. | Kristian (kristianws) | 57.33 | 94% | 2021-06-11 |
| 27278. | tinkerbell (ting1018) | 57.33 | 97% | 2011-09-10 |
| 27279. | Spartanek (spartano) | 57.33 | 95% | 2017-12-28 |
| 27280. | DORI (roudo) | 57.33 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 27281. | [NTM]andrew1167 (andrew1167) | 57.33 | 90% | 2013-01-18 |
| 27282. | Seungil (biam83) | 57.32 | 99% | 2017-07-13 |
| 27283. | Abe (abe_mustang) | 57.32 | 97% | 2020-12-20 |
| 27284. | Slow Poke (urmad_cuz_urbad) | 57.32 | 93.8% | 2021-02-17 |
| 27285. | 관세음보살 (rororok) | 57.32 | 94% | 2016-07-08 |
| 27286. | Felipe (felipekde) | 57.32 | 89% | 2015-09-09 |
| 27287. | laptime (lawsonpace) | 57.31 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 27288. | Silent Killer (ebichu_chan) | 57.31 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
| 27289. | Jose (jose_david_perez25@ya... | 57.31 | 93% | 2013-04-25 |
| 27290. | Kevin (gaussanderson) | 57.31 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 27291. | Muza (tr_muza) | 57.30 | 91% | 2011-11-11 |
| 27292. | ♪╠¥ö§€ƒ╣♫ (ye... | 57.30 | 91% | 2014-01-31 |
| 27293. | Hubert (itt_sem_vagyok) | 57.30 | 95% | 2021-06-14 |
| 27294. | khalil (khalilfa) | 57.30 | 94% | 2021-09-25 |
| 27295. | Shakir (rikahs) | 57.30 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |