The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11592. | TehShrike (inebriated) (teh... | 97.53 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| 11593. | Tolu (epictolu) | 97.53 | 99% | 2015-02-01 |
| 11594. | LAJW (lajw) | 97.52 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 11595. | Uhhhhhhh (shidlord) | 97.52 | 99% | 2023-02-25 |
| 11596. | manacrypt (manacrypt) | 97.52 | 95% | 2014-03-31 |
| 11597. | Joshua (joshuacresse) | 97.52 | 99% | 2023-04-26 |
| 11598. | helvetica (helvetica) | 97.52 | 99% | 2013-06-15 |
| 11599. | alicethechalice (alisu) | 97.52 | 98% | 2019-03-26 |
| 11600. | blanket (blanketsalt) | 97.52 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| 11601. | CHALLENGE ME IF YOU DARE!! ... | 97.52 | 96% | 2015-03-30 |
| 11602. | Thomas (thomasqian) | 97.51 | 97% | 2011-08-30 |
| 11603. | Muhammad (jvcmode) | 97.50 | 97% | 2018-06-02 |
| 11604. | Holden (enelpriest) | 97.50 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 11605. | gloria (glorialostthegame) | 97.50 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
| 11606. | Zachary (dahaak) | 97.50 | 99% | 2013-05-16 |
| 11607. | Emma (bryterlayter) | 97.50 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 11608. | Andy (acho3) | 97.49 | 97% | 2015-01-10 |
| 11609. | ian (ianeatscats) | 97.49 | 96% | 2019-03-16 |
| 11610. | Sydney (sydholla) | 97.49 | 99% | 2021-12-17 |
| 11611. | Felipe2003 (felipe2003) | 97.49 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
| 11612. | Matt (mehmattski) | 97.49 | 96% | 2011-11-09 |
| 11613. | David (dlschmitt0911) | 97.49 | 97% | 2015-11-24 |
| 11614. | Matt (mlefkow) | 97.49 | — | 2010-07-11 |
| 11615. | Jorge (jquiroz728) | 97.48 | 98.3% | 2023-10-18 |
| 11616. | BronzTech (bronztech) | 97.48 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 11617. | bok (bokk) | 97.48 | 98% | 2021-04-13 |
| 11618. | Vishal (vishuboy) | 97.48 | 99% | 2011-05-15 |
| 11619. | Matt (hoth17) | 97.48 | 94% | 2011-10-31 |
| 11620. | Kelsey (kbumgarner09) | 97.47 | 91% | 2013-03-22 |
| 11621. | Bryan.. XD (bryan_xd) | 97.47 | 97% | 2023-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |