The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9350. | Snail (kelvin_paul) | 90.60 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
| 9351. | Gustave (gustave_d) | 90.60 | 97% | 2013-12-16 |
| 9352. | Pat (ralphxcrunner) | 90.60 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 9353. | Chris (emrick) | 90.60 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 9354. | evo (evome) | 90.59 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
| 9355. | Matt (mnih003) | 90.59 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 9356. | David (bomely) | 90.59 | 94.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 9357. | Bob (splork) | 90.59 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
| 9358. | tnagumo (tnagumo) | 90.59 | 98% | 2015-11-30 |
| 9359. | Bad (iwillgetbetterattyping) | 90.58 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 9360. | its_Atrap (its_atrap) | 90.58 | 99% | 2021-08-29 |
| 9361. | MINH (shinmyou) | 90.58 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 9362. | Kyos (kyos00) | 90.58 | 97% | 2013-03-20 |
| 9363. | Amir (kire101) | 90.57 | 98% | 2012-04-07 |
| 9364. | ben (bumbleben7) | 90.57 | 94% | 2021-07-31 |
| 9365. | tiptop magoo (oisin_mc) | 90.57 | 90% | 2014-09-10 |
| 9366. | Maxwell (thepiercingarrow) | 90.56 | 96% | 2018-01-31 |
| 9367. | Snowy (it_was_lag) | 90.56 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 9368. | calcgod (kadenlau) | 90.56 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 9369. | Kitten (feline) | 90.56 | — | 2008-09-25 |
| 9370. | Mort (mortgrudge) | 90.56 | 98% | 2014-09-25 |
| 9371. | Morpheus (shades444) | 90.56 | — | 2010-10-17 |
| 9372. | Marshall (marshallrules) | 90.55 | 97% | 2023-03-17 |
| 9373. | Jeremy (jonesdude25) | 90.55 | 94% | 2014-08-10 |
| 9374. | Thengil (thengil) | 90.55 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 9375. | Andreas (uliko) | 90.54 | — | 2010-12-02 |
| 9376. | bfs (justcardboard) | 90.54 | 96% | 2013-01-11 |
| 9377. | M@RKUS (makuslis) | 90.54 | 98% | 2012-11-07 |
| 9378. | B. (karn555) | 90.54 | 95% | 2014-04-01 |
| 9379. | Mario (marfredd) | 90.53 | 98% | 2017-03-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |