The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17258. | D (chubbieveggie) | 78.07 | 97.3% | 2024-02-17 | 
| 17259. | STRA (sbs20011) | 78.07 | 98% | 2016-01-21 | 
| 17260. | christopher "crash" (christ... | 78.07 | 97% | 2012-04-26 | 
| 17261. | Adam (aweadam) | 78.07 | 94% | 2011-07-20 | 
| 17262. | Tyler (jexetic) | 78.06 | 96.6% | 2024-11-22 | 
| 17263. | Amou (amoutsukasa) | 78.06 | 98% | 2025-01-25 | 
| 17264. | Ishaque (ishaque) | 78.06 | 99% | 2022-02-23 | 
| 17265. | Gno (gnomax) | 78.06 | 99% | 2020-12-20 | 
| 17266. | Eric (symtomps) | 78.06 | 97% | 2022-06-01 | 
| 17267. | Knukleks (knukleks) | 78.06 | 99% | 2021-01-09 | 
| 17268. | Ryan (rampartsoo) | 78.06 | 97% | 2021-02-04 | 
| 17269. | Sol (solzanini) | 78.06 | 92% | 2015-08-03 | 
| 17270. | QWERTY NoQuit (iamdoop) | 78.06 | 93% | 2014-08-11 | 
| 17271. | MyLeah (bradd008) | 78.06 | 94% | 2012-04-04 | 
| 17272. | Amy (amy159) | 78.06 | 96% | 2017-09-25 | 
| 17273. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 78.06 | 96.1% | 2021-02-14 | 
| 17274. | Anas_Maged (anas_maged) | 78.05 | 97% | 2025-08-01 | 
| 17275. | Snail (snail_geezer) | 78.05 | 96.6% | 2024-11-20 | 
| 17276. | An (ntan1210) | 78.05 | 97% | 2022-03-19 | 
| 17277. | Felicity (felicity4488) | 78.05 | 99% | 2021-01-28 | 
| 17278. | Hugo (hugochiquito) | 78.05 | 96% | 2012-03-15 | 
| 17279. | Auruem (aureum_) | 78.04 | 97% | 2025-01-31 | 
| 17280. | azgue (azgue) | 78.04 | 95% | 2025-03-26 | 
| 17281. | cyanos (cyanose) | 78.04 | 98% | 2025-03-03 | 
| 17282. | Fatima (fati1333) | 78.04 | 97% | 2025-06-12 | 
| 17283. | UNKNOWN (speed_unknown) | 78.04 | 96.1% | 2025-01-11 | 
| 17284. | imJustin11 (imjustin11) | 78.04 | 98% | 2024-10-26 | 
| 17285. | vaibhav (comrade65) | 78.04 | 98% | 2024-05-07 | 
| 17286. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (justanot... | 78.04 | 91% | 2015-08-19 | 
| 17287. | Joneid (jfmoeini) | 78.04 | 96% | 2019-09-15 | 
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race | 
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 | 
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 | 
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 | 
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |