What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1496. | Thomas (atomikred) | 80.19 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1497. | Timo (ubulin) | 80.18 | 96% | 2019-07-13 |
| 1498. | Jonas (jnshey) | 80.17 | 96% | 2018-09-23 |
| 1499. | RabbitFood (rabbitfood) | 80.15 | 99% | 2020-07-30 |
| 1500. | Siraj (sirajerthat) | 80.15 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 1501. | Ⓐⓝⓣⓞⓝ (racingisaw... | 80.12 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
| 1502. | Foqsi (foqsi) | 80.12 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
| 1503. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 80.12 | 96% | 2019-08-27 |
| 1504. | Daniel (wakamesoupxd) | 80.10 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 1505. | Austin (alduawg17) | 80.08 | 97% | 2018-08-27 |
| 1506. | Lava (lamilton) | 80.08 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 1507. | Nick (nicklong1599) | 79.98 | 96% | 2017-12-17 |
| 1508. | Tomaz (tomaz1502) | 79.95 | 96% | 2020-06-29 |
| 1509. | Rebuked (rebuked18) | 79.93 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 1510. | Mr. (serallfreedbear) | 79.93 | 98% | 2019-07-01 |
| 1511. | Johannes (jomme) | 79.93 | 97% | 2019-05-11 |
| 1512. | David (le_zeblitz) | 79.91 | 97% | 2019-10-31 |
| 1513. | Thomas Edward (feeshmane) | 79.91 | 98% | 2019-11-23 |
| 1514. | lucia (shql) | 79.91 | 99% | 2018-05-08 |
| 1515. | RamenLC (1nterupt) | 79.91 | 96% | 2020-09-02 |
| 1516. | Zach (zapeterson16) | 79.86 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 1517. | James (karonar) | 79.84 | 97% | 2018-11-29 |
| 1518. | Ferioula (ferioula) | 79.81 | 98% | 2018-04-14 |
| 1519. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (keypist) | 79.78 | 96% | 2020-08-12 |
| 1520. | Bilb (j_pish) | 79.77 | 99% | 2018-04-13 |
| 1521. | Yeet (bubaecnitdk) | 79.76 | 96% | 2019-02-23 |
| 1522. | Castle (castlehoney) | 79.76 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
| 1523. | skyeblu7 (skyeblu7) | 79.75 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 1524. | IonCube (ioncube) | 79.72 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 1525. | MightyJabba (icruise) | 79.71 | 97% | 2020-03-12 |
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| New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |